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Started by Jack the Quick, June 06, 2019, 05:16:05 PM

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Sebias of Redwall

*Staggers in* *Gasps out* ....help... *Falls over face first*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

*is close to death. (FOR REAL THIS TIME!)*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


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Jack the Quick

Ahhhh! One-eye, drink this, it will help.
*Throws Sebias into a bed and applies salve to wounds*
When you wake up, Sebias, I will give you some medicine.
Yes, Keva, Nurse positions are still open and wanted.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

*Wakes up* *Groans in pain*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

*Gives the drink and puts him to sleep*
Tungro, you're all better now. You can leave.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Sebias of Redwall

*Blood gushes out of my ears* *Groans* Where am I?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

Hey! You were supposed to be asleep!
*Places bandages over wounds*
If this gets any worse, I will have to take your arm off.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

PaulTheMarlfox

What does his arm have to do with anything?
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Jack the Quick

He has bullets everywhere. It's the worst in his arm.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Keva Strongbow

*Puts on plastic gloves* Alrightly let's have looksie :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

W-What's going on? What's this about my arm?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Keva Strongbow

*Starts up chainsaw* Do u think we'll need this Jack?
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

Um...What his that for? *Tries to scoot away while staring at the chainsaw*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!