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Started by Jack the Quick, June 06, 2019, 05:16:05 PM

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Russa Nodrey

*Hands Jack a spoon* *Continues getting bullets out of One-Eye*
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on June 11, 2019, 07:46:46 PM
Yeah, one eye has 37 though.
You had only fifteen? Weird, I got seventeen out of you. These two here look kinda strange, though. Sort of like kidneys. Haha! That's funny. Wouldn't it be crazy if I accidentally pulled out your kidneys when I was getting out the bullets? That would be hilarious! Hahaha...
Freddy

Jack the Quick

Hmmm, hope you don't come back Paul, we no longer offer insurance to communists
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Keva Strongbow

Hahaha! Glad to see that Nurse Russa took over for me! :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

PaulTheMarlfox

Soooooo, me and my communists cannot be healed within your hospital?
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Jack the Quick

No, you can be healed but if you, ah, get accidentally on purpose wounded further here it's not our fault.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Keva Strongbow

"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 07, 2019, 11:05:18 PM

*Pulls first bullet out of Sebias*
OOOWWWWCH!!! *Gasp* Is it over doctor?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

*Gives Seb an anesthetic*
Freddy

Keva Strongbow

*Pulls out giant needle* Just lie still Seb... We're not done yet :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

Um...maybe a should just go. Really, I'm fine. I insist! Get that needle away from me!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

No! You're the judge! You must remain in perfect health!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

PaulTheMarlfox

Or should he... MUHAHAHA!
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Keva Strongbow

See u didn't even feel the needle! *Sighs as I look at Sebias passed out* Well I guess he wont be squirming too much for a while :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

PaulTheMarlfox

He will squirm either way.
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Keva Strongbow

Well at least not as much :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."