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Started by Jack the Quick, June 06, 2019, 05:16:05 PM

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Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 26, 2019, 02:48:47 AM
Thank you! Those teletubbies really did a number on me. Waaaait a minute... Where did my tail go?
Er... *Glances at Russa* Maybe you just misplaced it, One-Eye?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

Russa... Did you steal my tail?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Russa Nodrey

What?! No, no, no! That's ridiculous! *Desperately searching in the trash can*
Freddy

Sebias of Redwall

It definitely wasn't me.  :P *Kicks lid on trash can*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Keva Strongbow

It's prolly the medicine wearing off, your vision is just blurry  ;D
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Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 01, 2019, 10:41:11 PM
It's prolly the medicine wearing off, your vision is just blurry  ;D
Yes. What she said, One-Eye.  ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

*Destroys Trash can*

So yeah- everyone's innocent!
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Russa Nodrey

Freddy

Keva Strongbow

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Here! *Pulls out a fake tail and hands to @Jack the Quick * Here doctor, maybe u should glue this on:D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Jack the Quick

Alright then.
*Puts One-eye to sleep then glues fake tail on*
Alright then, look! You're tail never disappeared!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Keva Strongbow

*Phew!* He'll be so happy when he wakes up :D
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One-Eye the wildcat

*notices fake tail* I am now going on a murder spree. * kills everyone*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


The Grey Coincidence

*Whispers* It's a good thing we surrounded him with pillows.
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Keva Strongbow

^Yes, that was a good idea :D
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The Grey Coincidence

Pity about all those ripped up cushions though...
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