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Started by One-Eye the wildcat, June 07, 2019, 05:05:01 PM

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One-Eye the wildcat

Quote from: Kitsune on August 04, 2019, 04:15:19 PM
Who runs this place? I've gotten no service the whole time I've been here. Can I speak to the manager? I'm about to write a bad review on Yelp.

All a hoe needs right now is a mojito really

*Pulls AK-47 and sword* whats this about a bad yelp review?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Keva Strongbow

*Slowly takes a sip of Root Beer and gulps loudly*
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Kitsune

*walks over to the bar and leans on it with both elbows, looking @One-Eye the wildcat directly in the eyes, adding a confident smirk*

Can I have a mojito, please?

One-Eye the wildcat

Well, you asked nicely. *serves drinks*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Sebias of Redwall

*Asks nicely* Could I have a full cask of soda?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Raizez pav* Can Ah 'ave anozer Irn-Bru pleaze?
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

One-Eye the wildcat

"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Zankee! *Beginz drinkin' ze Irn-Bru*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

One-Eye the wildcat

Is anybody drunk?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Ah doubt it, unlezz zey're a liquid. *Pointz tae an 'alf-full glazz o' vater* Zat bloke o'er zere lookz loike 'e moight be.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

One-Eye the wildcat

Skarz, would you like to work for me at the bar?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Quote from: The Skarzs on August 31, 2019, 07:30:53 AM
HIAG is.

Nyet, Ah dinnae drink (or conzume) alcohol. Ah'm juzt a crazy nutter tae begin viz.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.