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Started by One-Eye the wildcat, June 07, 2019, 05:05:01 PM

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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Ze next pozter getz mauled by Jawaz, zpat on by Banthaz, und zen zat on by a large Hutt*

Ach...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Verdauga

*The previous poster gets fed to a sarlacc.*

*Uses my knowledge of jawese to escape mauling.*
Killing the mood since 2019

Thanks for the artwork Lass, Scott, and Wortshire! (And Dannflower as well for the Worldstate badge.)

lass of something much

*Hisses and falls off the fridge*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Kade Rivok

Quote from: lass of something much on August 03, 2021, 11:06:34 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 02, 2021, 02:26:13 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 01, 2021, 09:36:53 PM
*Hisses at Flib and bares her fangs*

*Tosses a banana at Lass.*

*Now has a banana stuck to her fangs*

*Squeal of rage*

Heh.

Quote from: lass of something much on August 04, 2021, 01:48:44 AM
*Hisses and falls off the fridge*

Heh.  *Waves enchanted fork and levitates Lass before she can hit the ground.*
Words!
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Flib Bigboat

Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 03, 2021, 05:47:32 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 02, 2021, 12:11:43 AM
(My sister and I were drinking lemonade earlier today, and talking about all sorts of things, and I told her about Ally's "hard" lemonade, and she thought it was hilarious. ;D)

*pulls gun*

I am no longer asking.

Give me the recipe.
Ask nicely, in Russian if you want, but as long as you're asking nicely.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Quote from: Verdauga on August 04, 2021, 01:43:45 AM
*The previous poster gets fed to a sarlacc.*

*Uses my knowledge of jawese to escape mauling.*

*Zrovz Mandalorian armour intae ze Zarlacc, cauzin' it tae zpit 'im up*

Gain' by yer pozt, ye avoided gettin' mauled by ze Jawaz, but ztill gaet zpat on by Banthaz und zat on by a large Hutt. Ach...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Flib Bigboat

*takes an umbrella along*
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

A Rodian walks into the bar. 'OUCH!', he says.

Alaz poor Yorkie...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Booklover

Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Kade Rivok

Might be for the bantha spit.

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 04, 2021, 08:52:54 PM
A Rodian walks into the bar. 'OUCH!', he says.

Alaz poor Yorkie...

Surely he didn't go in Solo?
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Flib Bigboat

He went in Third Person Singular Past Tense Active.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 04, 2021, 02:38:03 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 03, 2021, 11:06:34 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 02, 2021, 02:26:13 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 01, 2021, 09:36:53 PM
*Hisses at Flib and bares her fangs*

*Tosses a banana at Lass.*

*Now has a banana stuck to her fangs*

*Squeal of rage*

Heh.

Quote from: lass of something much on August 04, 2021, 01:48:44 AM
*Hisses and falls off the fridge*

Heh.  *Waves enchanted fork and levitates Lass before she can hit the ground.*

*Tries to comment on the mocking of pain, but still has a banana on her fangs*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Flib Bigboat

*is hissed at*

The mocking of pain? From the Princess Bride?

*thinks for a minute*

"You mock my grief? I died that day."
Awful serious for a Cellars thread, perhaps, but
Spoiler
She still didn't know who the man in black was, yet.
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Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

You mock my pain.

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Flib Bigboat

 ;D

"Inconceivable!" the Sicilian cried.
The Spaniard whirled on him."Stop saying that word."
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!