The bar

[Flib Bigboat]

But what's the floor ever done to the termites?

[Booklover]

Yeeeaahh.. Can confirm, having your hair on fire is not fun

And how did you escape from that hairy situation?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

But what's the floor ever done to the termites?

Tiz made o' vood, und zey loike tae eat vood. Alzae- it zent zome very rude emailz tae zem recently.

[Booklover]

Ah. That might be terminal fir the floor. Termites are mighty.

[Flib Bigboat]

But what's the floor ever done to the termites?

Tiz made o' vood, und zey loike tae eat vood. Alzae- it zent zome very rude emailz tae zem recently.

No, that was me. I detest termites.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Aye, but ze floor did taae.

[Flib Bigboat]

Then the floor is my best friend. And I won't let irritating little bugs destroy my best friend, so there! *sends another rude message to the termites*

[Kade Rivok]

Actually, the floor is lava.

[Verdauga]

That explains why my feet are burning.

[Kade Rivok]

That, and the athlete's foot.

[Verdauga]

Oh, I treated that years ago.

[Booklover]

Actually, the floor is lava.

Hey! I wanted to say that.

[Kade Rivok]

*Finger guns.*

[Flib Bigboat]

*shoots Kade with finger guns that are the killing kind*

[Kade Rivok]

*Dodges.*