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Jack the Quick

June 07, 2019, 05:44:25 PM
Where you threaten, bribe, and try to control everyone and everything in the cellars. This is the meeting place. We are the secret police.
I am the Boss, the Mafia man.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

#1
June 07, 2019, 05:55:31 PM
Ahhh. Whats up jacky boy?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#2
June 07, 2019, 05:57:13 PM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 07, 2019, 05:44:25 PM
Where you threaten, bribe, and try to control everyone and everything in the cellars. This is the meeting place. We are the secret police.
I am the Boss, the Mafia man.
Hmm...This could get you in court, my fine fellow.  ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#3
June 07, 2019, 06:01:08 PM
Don't you wanna do this?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#4
June 07, 2019, 06:04:20 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 07, 2019, 06:01:08 PM
Don't you wanna do this?
Of course. But I have to keep up appearances. Can I join, Jack?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#5
June 07, 2019, 07:47:39 PM
Yes you can, Mafia Sebias.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

PaulTheMarlfox

#6
June 07, 2019, 07:48:37 PM
@the_yeeting_boi may take advantage of this.
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Jack the Quick

#7
June 07, 2019, 07:49:05 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 07, 2019, 05:57:13 PM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 07, 2019, 05:44:25 PM
Where you threaten, bribe, and try to control everyone and everything in the cellars. This is the meeting place. We are the secret police.
I am the Boss, the Mafia man.
Hmm...This could get you in court, my fine fellow.  ;D
No it can't, since you're one of my men.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

the_yeeting_boi

#8
June 07, 2019, 07:51:27 PM
hi i m 300098975 years old

Jack the Quick

#9
June 07, 2019, 07:52:05 PM
That's cool.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

PaulTheMarlfox

#10
June 07, 2019, 07:52:44 PM
Wut? *Grabs knife.*
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

One-Eye the wildcat

#11
June 07, 2019, 07:53:29 PM
I'm in.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jack the Quick

#12
June 07, 2019, 07:55:26 PM
Accepted
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

PaulTheMarlfox

#13
June 07, 2019, 07:55:53 PM
Why is the judge in a crime syndicate and a mafia?
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Jack the Quick

#14
June 07, 2019, 08:01:12 PM
It protects him. He's also in a gang
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!
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