Marriage Counselor's Office

[Tungro]

For all you poor souls that where shipped by Del, come and seek advice in your new marriage 

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Dude.

[Tungro]

Man

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I'm not sure this is a good idea, for some reason.

[Tungro]

Lol

[Jack the Quick]

Good thing I'll never post in ships. I don't want to have a communist marriage counselor.

[Tungro]

We don't accept criminals 

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*pulls shotty*

*in John Cena voice* Are you sure about that?

[Jack the Quick]

You're a criminal too.

[Tungro]

Just because I am I corrupt communist court official does not mean I am a criminal. You are because you run a whole mafia.

[Jack the Quick]

Mafia's are legal. We have no law against them. I should know, I'm a deputy sheriff.

[Tungro]

Mafia is just a word, what they do is more important (your not taking this seriously are you?)

[Jack the Quick]

I have done nothing illegal yet. (Of course not)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Down with the communists!

[Tungro]

Gather round comrades!