Marriage Counselor's Office

[shisteer of nothing much]

You do want me here?

[Kade Rivok]

Well yeah, why wouldn't I?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because you hate me! *cries*

[Kade Rivok]

...I do?  I wasn't aware.  Huh.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I don't actually know, but I had to make up some reason of why you would want me to leave, and that seemed approximately appropriate.

[Kade Rivok]

Whyyyyy did you need some reason for me to want you to leave?  Weirdo 

[shisteer of nothing much]

I no know. It just happened.

Back on topic, are we going to fight, already? If so, why are we fighting and what are the rules?

[Kade Rivok]

You brought up that I may be alone forever, and that is NOT something I want to hear -_-

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well you were the one saying that no girl would ever like you. All I did was made room for your strange desire to believe such ridiculous rubbish, even though I know full well that it is rubbish.

[Kade Rivok]

I didn't so no girl would like me, my original statement was that my singing has yet to woo anybeast, ya goof.

[shisteer of nothing much]

To go out with some beast, some beast would have to want to go out with me.  Hence the trouble 

Oh? This seems to imply something different.

[Kade Rivok]

I have yet to run into one such girl, as far as I'm aware.  That doesn't imply that it will never happen -_-

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well, there's Eb. Get the local grannies of the community to help. They generally love introducing nice girls to nice guys and leaving subtle hints about their hopes for the relationship.

[Kade Rivok]

Uh huh -_-  Uh, the "local grannies" thing doesn't really carry over to here 

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh. That's a shame. Surely you have some old ladies in your church who would be happy to fill in the role?