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Started by Tungro, June 10, 2019, 06:33:23 PM

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Keva Strongbow

I would like to suggest that One-Eye and Russa seek your counsel! One-Eye tried to kill Russa! I expect this goes a lot deeper then he's letting us know :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 13, 2019, 03:34:54 AM
I would like to suggest that One-Eye and Russa seek your counsel! One-Eye tried to kill Russa! I expect this goes a lot deeper then he's letting us know :D
Maybe One-Eye is a communist?  :o
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

No, it's because I am not on the market anymore.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
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Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 13, 2019, 05:31:10 AM
No, it's because I am not on the market anymore.
Really?! That's awesome!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 13, 2019, 03:58:24 AM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 13, 2019, 03:34:54 AM
I would like to suggest that One-Eye and Russa seek your counsel! One-Eye tried to kill Russa! I expect this goes a lot deeper then he's letting us know :D
Maybe One-Eye is a communist?  :o
He is most definitely not.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

PaulTheMarlfox

I am! And you all don't realize that being a communist is a good thing!
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Keva Strongbow

And maybe u don't realize we're not as easy to brainwash :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

PaulTheMarlfox

"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

This seems like an important topic to have, given the number of (forced) marriages that happen on this forum.
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Verdauga

Speaking of, I'd like to annul the nonconsentual marriage between me and Teer.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Kade Rivok

I... think this is the wrong place for that.  :laugh:
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lass of something much

Quote from: Verdauga on January 09, 2020, 11:38:32 PM
Speaking of, I'd like to annul the nonconsentual marriage between me and Teer.
Wait, wait, wait...Ya WHAT?!
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Keva Strongbow

Quote from: Verdauga on January 09, 2020, 11:38:32 PM
Speaking of, I'd tlike to annul the nonconsentual marriage between me and Teer.
:o Whyyyy?
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Booklover

Quote from: Verdauga on January 09, 2020, 11:38:32 PM
Speaking of, I'd like to annul the nonconsentual marriage between me and Teer.
Since when?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.