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Ebantu the Kararehe

#255
June 24, 2020, 05:55:31 AM
What, child?
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#256
June 24, 2020, 05:57:56 AM
0.o
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

#257
June 24, 2020, 06:02:08 AM
ANSWER ME.







Please.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Kade Rivok

#258
June 24, 2020, 02:25:47 PM
*Looks around in confusion.*
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

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Sebias of Redwall

#259
June 24, 2020, 07:19:16 PM
*Kicks up door and walks in* You know, I guess since I'm shipped I could technically teach get some marriage counseling...
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#260
June 24, 2020, 07:20:49 PM
What counseling do you require, child?
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Sebias of Redwall

#261
June 24, 2020, 07:27:14 PM
None at the moment. Do you need some? I could teach you, perhaps.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#262
June 24, 2020, 07:28:10 PM
I need no teachings of thine  ^-^
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Sebias of Redwall

#263
June 24, 2020, 07:34:40 PM
That's what the all say. *Pulls up chair* So, what's your problem? And please say you don't have any. Denial is the first thing in these cases.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#264
June 24, 2020, 07:36:35 PM
I have many problems, but none of them relate to marriage  ^-^
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Gaming!
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Super Special Medals!

Sebias of Redwall

#265
June 24, 2020, 07:38:36 PM
*Adjusts glasses* Well, m' boy, that's okay. I can give advice on any topic.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#266
June 24, 2020, 11:56:09 PM
Ah... I would be careful about trusting advice from that beast, Kade. He is a mad scientist in other threads.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#267
June 24, 2020, 11:57:57 PM
I'm starting to become a bit of one myself  ^-^
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#268
June 25, 2020, 05:59:20 AM
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*leaves topic*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#269
June 25, 2020, 06:02:04 AM
*Copies Ebbie*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:
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