Marriage Counselor's Office

[Kade Rivok]

I'm not currently there, but I understand.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Oh, you should check it out sometime. It's grand. 

[Kade Rivok]

You misunderstand; I've moved past such things to what lies beyond.  Never fear, there are greater heights to reach yet.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Wait... There is a beyond? Tell me more! I thought I was at the end.

[Kade Rivok]

No, young one, it's not the end.  One day you will naturally ascend.  But for now, you'll have to wait 'till then.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ooh! Words of wisdom that rhyme! Teach me, master! What must I do to get out of this pit of darkness and despair? Is there no way to end this suffering?

[Kade Rivok]

Dig.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Okay! *Starts digging a six foot deep hole* Now what?

[Kade Rivok]

That was metaphorical.  You said you were in a pit of despair, so I said to dig -_-

[Sebias of Redwall]

Oh. *Puts back shovel slowly* So.... now what?

[Kade Rivok]

You'll have to wait.  Like I said, one day you will naturally ascend.  Just gotta run the clock down.

[lass of something much]

No, young one, it's not the end.  One day you will naturally ascend.  But for now, you'll have to wait 'till then.

Or you could just...go out with some beast...

[shisteer of nothing much]

Easier said than done, Lass.

What mess? I want our nonconsentual marriage annulled, for it does not accurately portray pur relationship.

*dies again*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Gasps* *Revives Teer* *Comforts her*

[Verdauga]

*Picks Teer up and leaves the topic.*

She must be allergic to something in here...