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Marriage of Jack and Cornflower

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One-Eye the wildcat

June 17, 2019, 03:59:54 AM
We gather to marry Jack the quick, and Cornflower. I'm so done with speeches. *drops the mic*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

The Skarzs

#1
June 17, 2019, 05:37:20 AM
*Destroys the rings, puts Jack on a flight to Antarctica that he "won", and buries One-Eye in concrete.* This one's not happening.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

One-Eye the wildcat

#2
June 17, 2019, 07:50:26 AM
*a news story rolls about a wildcat on a murder spree, and is heading straight for Skarzles!*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#3
June 17, 2019, 04:43:57 PM
AWWW! Jack is getting married! Yay! Who is the best man, @Jack the Quick?
Who is the Maid of Honor, @Cornflower MM?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#4
June 17, 2019, 07:49:33 PM
Skarz is carrying me away.
PS: I think cornflower is Skarzs girl
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Cornflower MM

#5
June 17, 2019, 08:23:25 PM
Say wut now

@Delthion SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Jack the Quick

#6
June 17, 2019, 08:24:24 PM
It's one-eye's
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#7
June 17, 2019, 09:09:59 PM Last Edit: April 28, 2020, 08:28:35 PM by Sebias of Redwall
*Grabs Jack* Hang on there, sonny-boy!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#8
June 17, 2019, 10:36:23 PM
I'm already in antarctica.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

#9
June 17, 2019, 11:36:21 PM
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"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

The Skarzs

#10
June 18, 2019, 02:52:58 AM
Don't worry, I have you set up with a research crew. I'll pick you up when winter is over.

Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 17, 2019, 07:49:33 PM
Skarz is carrying me away.
PS: I think cornflower is Skarzs girl
No, she is not. She is my adopted little sister, and she is Delthion's girl.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Sebias of Redwall

#11
June 18, 2019, 02:59:14 AM Last Edit: April 28, 2020, 08:29:12 PM by Sebias of Redwall
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 18, 2019, 02:52:58 AM
Don't worry, I have you set up with a research crew. I'll pick you up when winter is over.
I'll be a part of the research crew. MWHAHAHAHA!


Quote from: The Skarzs on June 18, 2019, 02:52:58 AM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 17, 2019, 07:49:33 PM
Skarz is carrying me away.
PS: I think cornflower is Skarzs girl
No, she is not. She is my adopted little sister, and she is Delthion's girl.
You can adopt family on the Forum?! What a good idea! Oh, Skarzs, will you be my adopted little brother?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#12
June 18, 2019, 03:00:47 AM
No, I've already adopted you as my son
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#13
June 18, 2019, 03:07:11 AM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 18, 2019, 03:00:47 AM
No, I've already adopted you as my son
Awww! Thanks! *Hugs Jack* I might be ten or so years older then you though
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Just kidding ;D
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"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#14
June 18, 2019, 03:27:48 AM
Hmmm, are you... 16?
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!
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