Forum Orphanage/ Adoption Center

[Flib Bigboat]

*knocks Kade into the next century*

[lass of something much]

*The Lassie looks very traumatized*

[Flib Bigboat]

I am a very traumatising person. I once dumped a pailful of water over someone's head for calling me a pickleface. (Luckily, it was a hot day outside. But said person was still quite furious.)

[Kade Rivok]

*Still currently resides in this century.*

*Picks up the baby Lassie.*  What was that now, little'un?

[Flib Bigboat]

Kade, go and take a bath.

[Kade Rivok]

I'm an exceptionally clean Otterbadger, thank you.

[Flib Bigboat]

*empties a bucket of mud over Kade* You need a bath now!

[Kade Rivok]

*Is so exceptionally clean that the mud bounces off the manly Otterbadger fur and flies back at Flib.*

[Flib Bigboat]

*dodge roll*

[Ripred the Gnawer]

*Opens arms wide, invitingly.  Winning smile intensifies.*

So your face has split by now? From smiling?

[lass of something much]

*Still currently resides in this century.*

*Picks up the baby Lassie.*  What was that now, little'un?

*The small thing pokes Kade with a scrubbing brush*

I'mma c'ean you!

[Flib Bigboat]

Good chook. He needs to get all that mud scrubbed off him soon, before he turns into a clay statue.

[lass of something much]

Is Chook?

[Flib Bigboat]

Yes, you're a chook, Lassie. I meant that Kade needs to be cleaned.

[lass of something much]

*The Lassie who thinks she is called Chook continues scubbing Kade happily*