The Underground.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Oh-kay. Where is The Underground?

Underground.

Probably even further underground than the Cellars, and therefore even deeper than the Labyrinth, which is at the bottom of the Cellars. Although since the Underground is part of the Cellars, hmmmm.

Except zat 'up' und 'doon' are termz relative tae ze current location o' ze observer. Zerefore vot vid be ze 'Underground' fer zome vid be ze 'Zky' fer ozerz, und vice versa.

Ach, na' ve 'ave zat tae figure oot az vell...

[One-Eye the wildcat]

The underground's location is proprietary information.

[lass of something much]

*shrugs and carrys on with mining*

[Booklover]

*Pulls out a map that shows all the tunnels* Hmm...Which should we try first?

The right one.

[Kade Rivok]

Well, if we're here... *Inspects the map.*  ...then that narrows it down to, like, 15 tunnels.

[Booklover]

The most right one.

[Kade Rivok]

Well, I mean, what can be considered "right" is relative to the beast considering it, ya know?

[Booklover]

So you might argue that one does not equal one?

[Kade Rivok]

All I'm saying is that it's a matter of perspective 

[lass of something much]

eh, not really...

[Booklover]

What if I meant the correct one?

[lass of something much]

then let's go! 

[Booklover]

We haven't decided which tunnel.

Reminds me a bit of a scene in Eragon (the series).

[lass of something much]

*runs down one of them*
...*scream*
*runs back* okay, not that one...

[Booklover]

Be careful, you don't want to die.