The Invisible House!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

You see a lone red-coloured door standing by itself. You decide to walk up to it, and find that it is indeed painted red. You open the door, to find yourself looking at...nothing. You step over the threshold and entre, hearing an invisible bell above you go DING DING as you come in. You look at yourself, and to your utter amazement you are- like everything else in the house- completely invisible.

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Velcome tae Ze Invizible Hooze! Az zoon az ye ztep through ze door ye, everyzin' ye 'ave on, everyzin' ye're 'auldin' und etc., und everyzin' inzoide o' ye iz invizble. Loikevoize, ze entire hooze und everyzin' in it iz completely invizible, vhich includez but iz nae limited tae- ze furniture, ze vallz, ze floor, ze ceilin' ze ztairz, ze bathroom, ze kitchen und rezt o' ze roomz, ze food, telly, platez, utenzilz, remotez, vindovz und etc. Alzae remember tae zay DING DING vhene'er ye entre trough ze door. Enjoy!

*Gaez tae ztep tovardz vot 'e zinkz iz a clear path tae ze vall und tripz o'er a table*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Enters* *DING DING* *Is invisible* Why me?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Uses the invisibility to prank people*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Unpants Seb*

[Jack the Quick]

*Hides on roof, waiting for chance to strike*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Invizible Tarantulaz cravl aboot on vot zey zink iz ze zofa but iz actually a recliner*

*Bumpz intae zummat elze tryin' tae get up und favz intae an invizible laundry bazket*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Eats an invisible cake*

[Jack the Quick]

*Turns invisible*

[Rosie Willowwater]

*DING DING*

Oh no.... *invisible self walks straight into a wall*

[Jack the Quick]

*trips over invisible table*
I have a feeling this is just going to be a lot of falling...

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Puts the invisible Hiag in the invisible washing machine*

[Jack the Quick]

*Is the most invisible invisibleist of all invisable invisabalists who are invisible*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Is the most invisible invisibleist of all invisable invisabalists who are invisible*

Aaaaand is in my invisibly belly! Sorry Jack, it's nothing personal. You just happen to taste almost as good as Sebias.

[Jack the Quick]

It's the fourth time, man.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Well... I ate Seb about eight times? I've lost count... Now I'm having a craving for otter...