Safari Trip

[The Grey Coincidence]

Giraffes are herbivores! You can't abuse your power as deputy! Keva... I think we have to confiscate his badge!

[Jack the Quick]

I was defending y'all!
*Holds out badge*
Fine. If you want to confiscate it, do so. But know that I saved all your lives, and live with that!
*Wipes away tears and walks away*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Sits on him so he can't go away and get lost in Africa*
I mean I feel guilty about this... but you *did* murder innocent animals...

[Jack the Quick]

Saving all your lives...
*Sniffs*

[The Grey Coincidence]

It's debatable whether or not we were in danger.
*Pats Jack's head with my tail*
It's nothing personal mate, just listening to the Sheriff.

[Jack the Quick]

*arrests Jack the quick for killing an endangered species*
@Keva Strongbow  you need to arrest Jack for killing animals

Waaaahhhhh!
He ain't the sheriff! He's got no right to arrest me!

[The Grey Coincidence]

Shhhh, calm down. Enjoy the Safari. Court will handle this if anyone presses charges. *Continues slurping slurpy*

[Jack the Quick]

*Sniffs loudly*
E-everyone was so busy accusing that they didn't realize that they were just knockout grenades. The giraffes are now fine and we are alive!

[The Grey Coincidence]

I was just obeying orders...
*Passes badge back*
Still sitting on you though... comfy squirrel..

[Jack the Quick]

Hmmph.

[The Grey Coincidence]

I have nothing to apologize for...
Okay I'm sorry. Want the remaining dregs of my slushy?

[Jack the Quick]

No. Let's enjoy the joys of a WW3 safari! Yay.
I hold nothing against you, I did not need an apology.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Yay! *Leans back*
So what next?

[Jack the Quick]

Uh, stop the Russians from killing us all?

[The Grey Coincidence]

Er- maybe look at rhinos instead?