Bootcamp

[Jack the Quick]

Alright, ye sorry swabs, git in line! Heads up, salute! Backs strait, uniforms set, line up fer inspection!
Note: If you guys are good you get promoted.

Ranks

Me: General
Grey: Private
Russa: Private
Kolman: Private First Class
One-eye: Private
Sebias: Private
Tungro: Private
Keva: Private Second Class

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[Russa Nodrey]

*Gets in line*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Nope*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Begins snoozing*

[Jack the Quick]

*Gets out a nasty switch*
Git in line, ye lazy beasts!

[The Grey Coincidence]

H-hu? W-what is it?

[Russa Nodrey]

*Timidly raises hand* When do we eat, sir?

[Kolman]

Lance Corporal Kaden reporting in Sah!

[Keva Strongbow]

*Sneaks in and salutes* Present!

[Jack the Quick]

*Nods at Kolman and Keva and shakes stick at the rest*
'Cause yew two were good, yew get teh go eat!
Da rest oh ye, git in line an' stop whinin'!
Note: If you guys are extra good you get promoted. Kolman, you aren't a lance corporal yet. Get back down the ranks!

[Kolman]

My apologies Sah I had a dream about me promotion last night
*Salutes General Jack*

[Keva Strongbow]

*Fist bumps Lol man* Yes! We get fooood

[Jack the Quick]

Alright now. Keva, Kolman, yew two ken go teh the mess. The rest o' ye, stay here an' do fifty push ups. Fail, ye git switched. Go someplace where I did not tell ye teh go, ye git switched. Do somethin' I didn't tell ye teh do, ye git switched. Git it?

[Kolman]

come on Keva.
*heads to the mess hall*

[Keva Strongbow]

*Skips off singing* We're gonna get some yummy food!