Kolman's Diner and lounge

[shisteer of nothing much]

*collects dust with brush and shovel and puts it in the bin* Nah, we're fine. Anything you need to eat?

[lass of something much]

I Don't fell like eating this week...

[Booklover]

As long as you eat in real life.

[Kolman]

yes @lass of something much please do eat in real life

[lass of something much]

Food is for the weak!

[Kolman]

Food is for the weak!

If that were true then why does the army mandate that soldiers get three meals a day to maintain optimal combat status?

[lass of something much]

*shrugs*
They're actually doing stuff, I'm just sitting around, doing at home stuff, and I don't fell the need to eat, so why should I?

[Kolman]

ok do you want a health reason why or a just because I said so?

[lass of something much]

Umm...none of the above....

[shisteer of nothing much]

Food is for the weak!

If that were true then why does the army mandate that soldiers get three meals a day to maintain optimal combat status?

I think it's because they don't want their soldiers getting too powerful, otherwise said soldiers might decide to overthrow their commanders and take over.
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Is it bad that I say that, seen as I'm working for an organisation that produces food?

[Kolman]

@shisteer of nothing much LOL I'm just making sure your sister maintains a healthy lifestyle you should be allying with me.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Don't worry, boss. In real life, I make sure she eats. (It's not really that hard either) Good food is hard to resist, even for the strong. (It's harder to make her sleep but Corn's going to come help with that, apparently, so it'll improve)

[lass of something much]

Noooo!!!!! you will NEVER succeed!!!!!!*faints thanks to lack of water*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*artificially injects nutrients into Lass' bloodstream*

[lass of something much]

*wakes up* Hello, world! *gives Kolman a tip and skips away*