Kolman's Diner and lounge

[Corporal Rubbadub]

(oh yeah, it depends which thread it is, if its more related to the actual redwall series, i go on BOINGBOOMBEEP! mode)
*eats whatever is in his mouth, begins screaming again*
EVERYBODY COME, WE HAVE THE BEST DINER EVER MADE, OUR SPECIALTIES ARE FOOT STEW, BRAIN SALAD, AND HAIR MEAT! YES I KNOW, WHAT A SELECTION!!!!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*stuffs a few scales into Rubbadub's mouth*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*trys to spit them out*
*runs over to garbage, starts barfing*

[Kade Rivok]

*Is still spinning Verdauga about.*  I'm getting dizzy!

[Corporal Rubbadub]

AND OUR SPECIALTY *drumroll* HEART RIBS!!!!!

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Verdauga]

*Slams feet on floor and sends Kade spinning.*

Ha! How d'you like a taste of your ow-- ooouuugh...

[Kade Rivok]

*Spins away like a beyblade. (those are still a thing, right?)*  WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Kolman]

@Corporal Rubbadub  Kindly REFRAIN FROM SHOUTING ABOUT COMPETION IN MY ESTABLISHMENT!!!! thank you

@Kade Rivok I think so?

[Corporal Rubbadub]

I CAN"T HEEEEAAAAARRRR YYYOOOOUUU!!!

[Verdauga]

*Teleports Rub out and locks the door.*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*starts banging on door, dancing outside around the door, all while screaming*
REMEMBER TO TRY OUR GOLDEN SNOT NUGGETS, NOSE LAMB, AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Keva Strongbow]

*Moves as a camouflage tree and unlocks door*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*looks on in surprise as a tree unlocks the door, then with delight* *runs in* AND I"M BACK, I'VE BROUGHT FREE SAMPLES FOR EVERYONE OF TOENAIL LEECH SOUP!

[Verdauga]

The door only unlocks from the inside.