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The Grey Coincidence

#135
September 06, 2019, 05:21:46 AM
*Eats the carrots and apple and gives the cabbages to Jarky*
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#136
September 06, 2019, 07:02:43 AM
*Eats the cabbage*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#137
September 06, 2019, 02:30:00 PM
We must have also ingested the evil spirits that possessed the vegetation. Moving vegetation that carries signs? Dark magic indeed...
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Verdauga

#138
September 06, 2019, 04:00:55 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 02, 2019, 09:48:53 PM
Mincemeat... isn't vegetarian...
Actually, it isn't strictly vegetarian, but it is finely chopped fruits and nuts, and most vegetables are fruit (they just do not have the characteristic taste). Meat can be added, but it doesn't need to be, and, in this case, is not.
*Puts gun away*
Ah, thanks you two, for eating those vegetables. I don't mind them myself, but animate vegetables.... are another story entirely. Please contact your doctor if you are having murderous, eldritch, herb infesting thoughts.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#139
September 06, 2019, 09:48:32 PM
Ve muzt END ziz zlaughter! 'az naybeazt zeen Attack O' Ze Killer Tomatoez?!

*Tomatoez alzae entre ze Diner und begin gaein' after everybeazt*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Verdauga

#140
September 06, 2019, 11:03:01 PM
*Grabs the cleaver Thomasbane and starts dicing the tomatoes at breakneck speed.*
Lock the door! Lock The Door!! LOCK THE DOOR!!!
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#141
September 07, 2019, 02:47:55 AM
*Zey ztart comin' in trough ze vindovz az vell*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#142
September 07, 2019, 03:19:51 AM
Ooh! Tomatoes...
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#143
September 07, 2019, 03:26:28 AM
Ah zink Ah need a Peanut Butter Und Pickle Zandvich. It lookz loike vone o' zoze dayz again...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Grey Coincidence

#144
September 07, 2019, 03:52:45 PM
Tomatoes?!?! My only weakness! I despise the taste of tomatoes! Quick- someone turn them into ketchup!
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Sebias of Redwall

#145
September 07, 2019, 06:32:00 PM
*Grabs a large hammer and starts smashing tomatoes*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kolman

#146
September 07, 2019, 06:43:00 PM
*comes from the back to see Sebias smashing the tomatoes*
Now just what are you doing? and will you be paying for all of those tomatoes?
For those we cherish we die in glory.

Verdauga

#147
September 07, 2019, 08:40:03 PM
@Kolman They're coming in for free! We don't have to worry about costs now! But it is getting tiring swinging this cleaver. Wait a second.
*grabs multiple flamethrowers*
Here.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Keva Strongbow

#148
September 08, 2019, 03:03:38 AM
*puts up umbrella and sits under it as tomatoe juice flies everywhere*
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

The Grey Coincidence

#149
September 08, 2019, 05:46:03 AM
Kecthup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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