Kolman's Diner and lounge

[Verdauga]

...I was already facing you...
You may be able to do anything Skully, but you can't do everything.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Grows spikes out of my back* Let us test that.

OOC: It means my head is actually sideways on my neck.

[Kolman]

*takes up a sunforged sword*
well now face of evil lets see how you deal with the light applied to you.
*proceeds to stab @One-Eye the wildcat in the face*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

No. *The sword does nothing* I said I was the face of evil, not the face of darkness.

[Kolman]

funny... about that you see the sword sees evil as darkness so.... *One-eye's face starts smoking*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Pulls the sword out* I don't smoke!

[Kolman]

well you may want to get the sword shaped burn mark looked at bud.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Meh. *Picks up kolman and impales him on my back*

[Kolman]

*watches @One-Eye the wildcat impale a illusion on his back*
I am a arch-mage my dear boy or did you forget?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Me too.

[Kolman]

interesting. now would you please step out of my kitchen and back in to the guest area.
we'll take your order there

[One-Eye the wildcat]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-free-real-estate

[Verdauga]

Kolman technically owns it, sooo...

[One-Eye the wildcat]

 

[Kolman]

so One-eye I'll ask that you kindly leave and go to where we serve our guests I do not want to have to banish you from the premises.