Kolman's Diner and lounge

[shisteer of nothing much]

Doe is just the size. (the other sizes are buck, doe and fawn)

*Walks out of the bathroom with a perplexed expression*  Not sure how I ended up back here... but I couldn't find any bacon.  *Sits at counter dejectedly.*

There are wild pigs in the forest around the Scout Camp.

[Verdauga]

*Comes back with bloodied cleaver in one paw and thick-cut strips of bacon in the other.*

[Kolman]

*grabs some pigs to start breeding them*
Awesome lets get started

[Kade Rivok]

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!

[Verdauga]

HEY KOLMAN'S HERE!!!!!

[Kolman]

Hello everyone how are you guys doing? and can I get you some of our delicious food or refreshing drinks?

[Verdauga]

Yes, please place your orders here, the premier diner in the Cellars!

[Booklover]

That murders pigs. Not that I'm complaining, I'd like some bacon as well.

[Verdauga]

*Starts cooking up some bacon.*
For now, this'll be a special, okay? We don't have the facilities to keep this running full-time yet.

[Kolman]

pardon me while I go build some pens to keep the pigs in so that we can keep this up

[Booklover]

That won't be a problem. This is the cellars, so anything goes, right? *breeds pigs really really quickly so there are now 5,000 pigs outside the restaurant*

[Kolman]

@Booklover I appreciate the enthusiasm but have you stopped to consider that 5,000 pigs will rampage over Hectaville?
well that's Keva's problem now.

[Booklover]

Nah. We'll eat them pretty quickly. Plus, there's always Verdauga's my teleporting magic (I stole it, and I used my magic to steal it, and my magic beats your magic).

[Kade Rivok]

(Hey Kolman, good to see ya!)

I dunno, I think his teleporting magic is acting up.  I went out to hunt some pigs and somehow ended up in the restroom.  There's some weird stuff going on out there.

[Verdauga]

The magic's acting up because it's in the hands of one who doesn't know its power or mechanics.
Give it back, Booklover.
*Puts a platter of bacon on the counter.*