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Jarky Thistlebrush

#90
August 27, 2019, 08:34:19 AM
*Glances warily at said pie* How many d'you have?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Verdauga

#91
August 28, 2019, 12:23:05 AM
*notices a spider-web tying him to the place*
Hmm.
Okay. Well, I'm going to temporarily take over for Kolman so we can have some service.
Don't worry about notifying him. I've got it under control. >:D
*hands out the orders, except for the pizza and beer*
There you go Ms. Thistlebrush. Five mincemeat pies, from the storeroom. Mr. One-eye, this establishment does not serve beer, and I would not install any new furniture without the owner present.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Sebias of Redwall

#92
August 28, 2019, 01:03:12 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 26, 2019, 02:12:35 AM
May I have a root beer please along with my food?
*Cough*  :P
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#93
August 28, 2019, 03:27:28 AM
I will bring beer from my bar!
*brings beer over*
See, I got premium beer right here!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Verdauga

#94
August 28, 2019, 01:22:49 PM Last Edit: August 28, 2019, 01:30:06 PM by Verdauga
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 28, 2019, 01:03:12 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 26, 2019, 02:12:35 AM
May I have a root beer please along with my food?
*Cough*  :P
@Sebias of Redwall Your root beer has the qualifier "root" so I believe we can serve it here; consequently it was given you as an inclusion in the *hands out the orders...*.
@One-Eye the wildcat Why didn't you just go to your bar in the first place? It seems like it would save a lot of time.
On that note, the pizza is finally out of the oven. *serves pizza*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

One-Eye the wildcat

#95
August 28, 2019, 05:04:47 PM
I have issues.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#96
August 28, 2019, 06:30:52 PM
*Takes pizza* Why thank you. *Eats it very politely*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Keva Strongbow

#97
August 28, 2019, 08:21:15 PM
Ooh! Pizza sounds yumny! Got any Hawaiian pizza?
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Jarky Thistlebrush

#98
August 28, 2019, 11:38:33 PM
*Glances up* Y' have PIZZA?!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

One-Eye the wildcat

#99
August 29, 2019, 02:46:08 AM
PIZZA?!?!??!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#100
August 29, 2019, 02:57:34 AM
Can Ah 'ave Eggz, Bacon, und Zpam vizoot ze Zpam? (Let uz zee vho can give ze correct rezponze!)
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Verdauga

#101
August 29, 2019, 02:35:00 PM
*Eyes widen* I should never have said anything about pizza. If everyone wants pizza, I'm gonna need some time to cook it all. On that note, @HeadInAnotherGalaxy If I mention bacon, everybody in Hectaville will be here, and I don't think Kolman has the stores for all that. But I will get some eggs cooking.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#102
August 29, 2019, 06:02:21 PM
Reference
Tiz a reference tae a Monty Python sketch aboot Zpam.
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NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Sebias of Redwall

#103
August 29, 2019, 07:26:02 PM
BACON!!!!??
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#104
August 29, 2019, 08:40:43 PM
BACON!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

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