Kolman's Diner and lounge

[Russa Nodrey]

apologies
*hands out everyone's order*

Thanks! *Eats a scone*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Swipes Russa's scone once she's not looking* 

[The Grey Coincidence]

So I have a job?

[Kolman]

are you applying?

[The Grey Coincidence]

I asked for one...

[Kolman]

@HeadInAnotherGalaxy  what is this new rubbish you speak about the only Star Wars I know are episodes I - VI as far as I am a aware nothing else has happened movie wise.

[Sebias of Redwall]

So I have a job?

Hmm... Interesting question Grey. *Pulls out glasses and pulls out a paper and pen* Since I'm the Manager I think I'm the chap you're supposed to be talking to...

[Kolman]

And Pray tell Sevias when did you become manager of MY establishment?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Pfft! "Sevias" has always been the Manager here. 

[Kolman]

I don't recall putting you as the manager when I applied for the permits.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Pats Kolman on the head* That's why I'm the Manager, m'lad. 

[Kolman]

well then I want a raise.

[Jack the Quick]

Can I apply?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

@HeadInAnotherGalaxy  what is this new rubbish you speak about the only Star Wars I know are episodes I - VI as far as I am a aware nothing else has happened movie wise.

Major, Zey 'avenae gotten tae ye yet! Avroight, bezoidez ze original trilogy (Epizodez IV, V, und VI) und ze prequel trilogy (Epizodez I, II, und III), zere iz a furzer Expanded Univerze includin' zin'z loike: bookz, gamez, zhort ztoriez, televizion zhovz, und alzae a Chriztmaz zpecial (alzough George Lucas vid very much loike av copiez o' ze zpecial tae be taken und deztroyed). Along viz zeze zey 'ave alzae made a Clone Varz movie, und a televizion zeriez after zat zat zey ztopped after Zeazon 6. Zeazon 6 vaz referred tae az Ze Lozt Mizzionz. Zae 'ere ve 'ave an enormouz amount o' vork, 'eart, und zoul intae continuin' on viz ze Ztar Varz Univerze. But zen a couple o' yearz agae, zummat 'orrible 'appened.

Firzt, zey did ze unzinkable und de-canonized ze Expanded Univerze, und renamed it az Legendz. Zen zey ztarted a zhov caved Rebelz, takin' place in zeir nev 'canon' univerze, az vell az production for a zeventh movie, (an Epizode VII) und began variouz bookz alzae takin' place in zeir falze 'canon'. Ze movie, avready 'orrible from nae bein' Ztar Varz und takin' oot av o' ze Expanded Univerze, vaz completely rubbizh und abominable. Und zen zey announced planz fer tva more, a VIII und IX, tae be made, und alzae made anozer 'orrible zin' caved Solo.

Zae vhen Ah refer tae 'ziz nev rubbizh', zat iz vot Ah'm talkin' aboot. Zae pleaze give in tae any o' ziz 'orrible nev rubbizh und keep tae ze REAL Ztar Varz canon!!!! Unfortunately it zeemz zey avready gaet tae Sheev und a couple o' ze ozer memberz.

[Jack the Quick]

I agree on all counts.
But good news! The only good thing disney has done so far with the franchise is Disney +! They will have the Clone Wars, my favorite TV show, 's 7th season, and the Mandolorian, which is also supposed to be good! Also, their in-between movies were pretty good, at least, Rogue One was. The rest of the things that they did were trash, though.