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Jarky Thistlebrush

#90
August 27, 2019, 08:34:19 AM
*Glances warily at said pie* How many d'you have?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Verdauga

#91
August 28, 2019, 12:23:05 AM
*notices a spider-web tying him to the place*
Hmm.
Okay. Well, I'm going to temporarily take over for Kolman so we can have some service.
Don't worry about notifying him. I've got it under control. >:D
*hands out the orders, except for the pizza and beer*
There you go Ms. Thistlebrush. Five mincemeat pies, from the storeroom. Mr. One-eye, this establishment does not serve beer, and I would not install any new furniture without the owner present.
Killing the mood since 2019

Thanks for the artwork Lass, Scott, and Wortshire! (And Dannflower as well for the Worldstate badge.)

Sebias of Redwall

#92
August 28, 2019, 01:03:12 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 26, 2019, 02:12:35 AM
May I have a root beer please along with my food?
*Cough*  :P
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#93
August 28, 2019, 03:27:28 AM
I will bring beer from my bar!
*brings beer over*
See, I got premium beer right here!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Verdauga

#94
August 28, 2019, 01:22:49 PM Last Edit: August 28, 2019, 01:30:06 PM by Verdauga
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 28, 2019, 01:03:12 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 26, 2019, 02:12:35 AM
May I have a root beer please along with my food?
*Cough*  :P
@Sebias of Redwall Your root beer has the qualifier "root" so I believe we can serve it here; consequently it was given you as an inclusion in the *hands out the orders...*.
@One-Eye the wildcat Why didn't you just go to your bar in the first place? It seems like it would save a lot of time.
On that note, the pizza is finally out of the oven. *serves pizza*
Killing the mood since 2019

Thanks for the artwork Lass, Scott, and Wortshire! (And Dannflower as well for the Worldstate badge.)

One-Eye the wildcat

#95
August 28, 2019, 05:04:47 PM
I have issues.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#96
August 28, 2019, 06:30:52 PM
*Takes pizza* Why thank you. *Eats it very politely*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Keva Strongbow

#97
August 28, 2019, 08:21:15 PM
Ooh! Pizza sounds yumny! Got any Hawaiian pizza?
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Jarky Thistlebrush

#98
August 28, 2019, 11:38:33 PM
*Glances up* Y' have PIZZA?!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

One-Eye the wildcat

#99
August 29, 2019, 02:46:08 AM
PIZZA?!?!??!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#100
August 29, 2019, 02:57:34 AM
Can Ah 'ave Eggz, Bacon, und Zpam vizoot ze Zpam? (Let uz zee vho can give ze correct rezponze!)
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Verdauga

#101
August 29, 2019, 02:35:00 PM
*Eyes widen* I should never have said anything about pizza. If everyone wants pizza, I'm gonna need some time to cook it all. On that note, @HeadInAnotherGalaxy If I mention bacon, everybody in Hectaville will be here, and I don't think Kolman has the stores for all that. But I will get some eggs cooking.
Killing the mood since 2019

Thanks for the artwork Lass, Scott, and Wortshire! (And Dannflower as well for the Worldstate badge.)

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#102
August 29, 2019, 06:02:21 PM
Reference
Tiz a reference tae a Monty Python sketch aboot Zpam.
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NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Sebias of Redwall

#103
August 29, 2019, 07:26:02 PM
BACON!!!!??
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#104
August 29, 2019, 08:40:43 PM
BACON!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

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