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Kolman

#150
September 08, 2019, 02:10:02 PM
*takes flamethrower*
wait you need devices to shoot flames at things?
*holds out hand, from which a jet of pure white flames erupt at the onrushing tomatoes incinerating them*
For those we cherish we die in glory.

The Grey Coincidence

#151
September 08, 2019, 02:24:31 PM
*Throws herbs everywhere so that the crush/splattered/cooked tomatoes taste even better*
Profile by the wonderful Vizon.

Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Verdauga

#152
September 08, 2019, 04:50:24 PM
*watches @Kolman absolutely BOSS his way through*
O-o-okay...?
*Grabs decimated tomatoes and starts making more pizza*
I'm not needed out here anymore...
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#153
September 08, 2019, 07:23:07 PM
Ach, ziz ezcalated fazt...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Verdauga

#154
September 08, 2019, 08:39:22 PM
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy Yeah! Teach them rotten tomatoes not to mess with these forums! Wait... rotten tomatoes...
*looks at bowl of tomato paste*
Ohhh...: :-\
Oh, wait. They're not all bad. I can still use most of them.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

The Grey Coincidence

#155
September 08, 2019, 09:42:50 PM
*Passes salt and pepper* Drown the rot in flavour and you're good to go!
Profile by the wonderful Vizon.

Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#156
September 08, 2019, 10:32:59 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on September 08, 2019, 04:50:24 PM
*watches @Kolman absolutely BOSS his way through*
O-o-okay...?
*Grabs decimated tomatoes and starts making more pizza*
I'm not needed out here anymore...
Wait, did I just hear you say MORE PIZZA??!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Verdauga

#157
September 08, 2019, 10:36:45 PM
*Closes oven door and looks at Jarky*
Yes.... yes I did.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Jarky Thistlebrush

#158
September 08, 2019, 10:38:15 PM
*drools*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#159
September 08, 2019, 10:55:12 PM
*Drools even more*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#160
September 08, 2019, 11:20:01 PM
*Begins mopping up the drool* (URK! :-\)
Can you guys do that somewhere else? I gotta keep this place tidy.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Jarky Thistlebrush

#161
September 08, 2019, 11:21:58 PM
Alright! *Eats some pizza instead*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Verdauga

#162
September 08, 2019, 11:28:11 PM
*Stuffs fresh pizza in Sebias' mouth*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Sebias of Redwall

#163
September 09, 2019, 02:54:18 AM
Mmm *Swallows* Yummy!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#164
September 09, 2019, 03:02:41 AM
Ah vonder if zere iz Zpam Pizza vizoot ze Zpam...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.
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