Kolman's Diner and lounge

[shisteer of nothing much]

*enters lounge* Hello. It's been ages since I've been here. Can I please have some cinnamon scones with sliced apple and cream, please?

[Verdauga]

Sure!
*Goes into the kitchen to prepare the order.*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Where might my sleeping chamber be?

[Kade Rivok]

*Eating the Double-Bacon-Pizza-Wrapped-Tulsa-Torpedo-Burrito the regular way seemed to be taking too long.  Begins shoving the thing down his gullet whole.  This is the best idea I've ever had! Kade thought to himself.*

[Booklover]

Page 42!

Please may I have the Dish of the Day, and some Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?

Excuse me, I ordered this three pages ago. I don't want it now (it isn't page 42 anymore, after all), but I would like to speak to the manager. Now.

[Verdauga]

*Hands Shisteer her order, watching Kade wide-eyed.*

Booklover, we have no dish of the day, and I don't serve blasters here, though I am armed. Furthermore, if you truly desire to speak to the manager, you will have to wait until Kolman comes back on.

[Booklover]

You've never heard of the drink known as a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster? Good thing it's not a Thursday. Anyway, it seems I have to educate you in matters of science fiction. *puts on the original radio series of Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy*

[Kade Rivok]

*Is still working his way down the Double-Bacon-Pizza-Wrapped-Tulsa-Torpedo-Burrito.  Is almost half way there.*

[Verdauga]

Booklover, it isn't common enough, and it isn't on the menu.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

You've never heard of the drink known as a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster? Good thing it's not a Thursday. Anyway, it seems I have to educate you in matters of science fiction. *puts on the original radio series of Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy*

Star Wars is the pinnacle of science fiction. And mankind's achievements, for that matter.

[Verdauga]

I won't speak on the matter of science fiction, but SW is most definitely not the pinnacle of mankind's achievements.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Simple exaggeration at the end, fruit duck.  Anyhoo, please show me the way to my chamber.

[Kade Rivok]

*Has finally reached the half-way point.  Gestures at Sheev and points to the bathroom, attempting to answer his request.*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

I'm sorry, I can't see you.

[Verdauga]

fruit duck.

I gotta admit, that's actually a pretty good comeback.