Kolman's Diner and lounge

[shisteer of nothing much]

Alrighty then. *disappears into the kitchen. Strange banging noises can be heard, followed by a rather loud 'haw-ya!' and peaceful humming*

[Kade Rivok]

I'm excited.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*comes out of kitchen with a large platter balanced expertly on one paw*
We didn't have very big slices of bread, so I had to stick some of them together. I hope you don't mind. *sets platter down in front of Kade*

[Kade Rivok]

Er... elaborate?  (So I know what I'm looking at  )

[shisteer of nothing much]

Right, this is a three meter by three meter sandwich with cucumber, capsicum, lettuce, tomato and bacon in it, as well as aioli. All of the ingredients are perfectly fresh and grown in the best soil, certified organic and of grade one quality. The bread is homemade. The parsley on top is of equal quality and dipped in salt water.

[Kade Rivok]

This sounds awesome.  *Examines sandwich, trying to decide where to begin.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

I hope it meets your approval.

[Kade Rivok]

It does indeed.  I thank you, with word and with coin.  *Hands Teer many coins.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*steals a corner of Kade's sandwich*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is pleased* I'm glad. *puts money in register thing*

[Kade Rivok]

*steals a corner of Kade's sandwich*

You better watch yourself sweetie, I'm about to get started and it'd be VERY unfortunate if you got caught up in it.  I'm doing this the old fashioned way.  *Unhinges jaw and starts swallowing the sandwich like a snake.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*quickly retreats with the pilfered corner*

[Kade Rivok]

*Continues.*

[Verdauga]

*steals a corner of Kade's sandwich*

You better watch yourself sweetie, I'm about to get started and it'd be VERY unfortunate if you got caught up in it.  I'm doing this the old fashioned way.  *Unhinges jaw and starts swallowing the sandwich like a snake.*

Or a dwarf.

[Kade Rivok]

(...Dwarves do that?)

*Is almost through.*