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Started by Jack the Quick, August 21, 2019, 10:41:23 PM

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August 21, 2019, 10:41:23 PM Last Edit: August 23, 2019, 11:49:30 PM by Jack the Quick
MONEY!!!! MONEY!!!! MONEY!!!!
This is where you pore ol' folks buy stuff so I can get RICH!!
Haha!
*Rubs hands together in anticipation*
Current Prices (Other things are for sale too)

Book:
--Softcover: $9.99
--Hardcover: $24.99

Tuba: $399.99

Bazooka: $199.99

Horse: 3,799.97
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'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#1
August 21, 2019, 11:07:31 PM
How much for the flippin' store, ole chap?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Jack the Quick

#2
August 21, 2019, 11:34:26 PM
-_-
It ain't fer sale. Naow git lost 'r buy somethin'!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Russa Nodrey

#3
August 23, 2019, 01:36:19 AM
Oooh, can I buy a tuba?
Freddy

Jack the Quick

#4
August 23, 2019, 02:01:03 AM
Yes. That will be..
*Pulls out calculator*
$399.99, please.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#5
August 23, 2019, 06:44:29 AM
Hmm.. D'you have any flippin' food for sale?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Tungro

#6
August 23, 2019, 08:08:08 PM
I'd like a horse

One-Eye the wildcat

#7
August 23, 2019, 08:12:41 PM
I want a bazooka.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#8
August 23, 2019, 08:25:15 PM
I wanna book.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#9
August 23, 2019, 11:46:34 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 23, 2019, 06:44:29 AM
Hmm.. D'you have any flippin' food for sale?
All kinds of food! What kind d'ye want?

Quote from: Tungro on August 23, 2019, 08:08:08 PM
I'd like a horse
That would be $3,799.97

Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 23, 2019, 08:12:41 PM
I want a bazooka.
$199.99

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 23, 2019, 08:25:15 PM
I wanna book.
Softcover: $9.99
Hardcover: $24.99

'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#10
August 24, 2019, 02:27:54 AM
Hmm... D'you have soup?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Russa Nodrey

#11
August 24, 2019, 09:36:42 PM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on August 23, 2019, 02:01:03 AM
Yes. That will be..
*Pulls out calculator*
$399.99, please.
On second thought, I'd like a harmonica instead.
Freddy

Sebias of Redwall

#12
August 26, 2019, 02:15:09 AM
Hmm... I want a hard cover copy of the Lord of the Rings. Which part is it in?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

PaulTheMarlfox

#13
August 29, 2019, 03:40:18 AM
Pr Depper please and a bag of Shipc
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail
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