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Captain Tammo

August 27, 2019, 12:15:12 AM
Like proverbs, but instead of good advice and meaningful phrases, it's the opposite and either has bad advice, is poorly written, or is just silly. So... anybody have some good converbs to share? ;D Here are a few

unintelligent people always look for an escape goat

The foolish man playing Battleship tries to look at his opponent's board and risks being caught. But the wise man just says "miss" to everything and cleans the board as soon as the game ends.

The fool is the one whose hand is bigger than their face.... *SMACK* HAHAHAHAHA
"Cowards die a thousand times, a warrior only dies once. The spirits of all you have slain are watching you, Vilu Daskar, and they will rest in peace now that your time has come. You must die as you have lived, a coward to the last!" -Luke the warrior

Jarky Thistlebrush

#1
August 27, 2019, 08:42:48 AM
Fortune favours the meek.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Tungro

#2
August 27, 2019, 10:11:56 PM
Thunder is louder than lightning therefore more effective

One-Eye the wildcat

#3
August 27, 2019, 11:48:49 PM
...
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Tungro

#4
August 28, 2019, 12:48:48 AM
Don't do today what you can do tomorrow

The Skarzs

#5
August 28, 2019, 03:02:48 AM
What's yours. . . Is mine.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#6
August 28, 2019, 07:46:06 AM
A bad tool always blames his workman.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#7
August 28, 2019, 02:16:11 PM
If you can't bring the horse to water, don't waste your time, they're probably not thirsty

I'm not sure if that one counts....
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MathLuk

#8
August 28, 2019, 02:42:46 PM
More haste, more speed.

It's just common sense.
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Tungro

#9
August 28, 2019, 03:03:03 PM
Common sense is common

The Skarzs

#10
August 28, 2019, 11:40:46 PM
Don't practice, you're perfect.

Just a little bit of pleasant bad advice.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

One-Eye the wildcat

#11
August 29, 2019, 02:47:33 AM
The end justifies the means.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#12
August 29, 2019, 03:08:01 AM
Look both ways before crossing your teacher.

Very true advoice. Alzae,

Only correct your elders when they are wrong.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Captain Tammo

#13
August 31, 2019, 02:16:18 AM
Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, you'res is just wrong!
"Cowards die a thousand times, a warrior only dies once. The spirits of all you have slain are watching you, Vilu Daskar, and they will rest in peace now that your time has come. You must die as you have lived, a coward to the last!" -Luke the warrior

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#14
August 31, 2019, 03:02:24 AM
He who laughs last, does not get the joke.

People who live in glass houses get embarassed a lot.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.
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