Converbs (like proverbs but.... not)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Sometimes we must do what is requested of us. Other times, we must shoot the person asking for no reason.

[The Skarzs]

Those are. . . Both true.

An apple a day really does keep the doctor away.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Especially when you throw it at them.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Always stick your middle finger out while drinking tea. It's good manners.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Speak softly and carry a big dustpan.

The early Bird completely missed the schedule rewrite.

It's a long way to Tipperary- so make sure to bring a snack.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

How do you beat someone smarter than you? You sit across from them at the table, ready to play their game, and ten shoot them in the groin with an anti-tank rifle

[The Skarzs]

"The fastest way to a man's heart is not through his stomach, it's through his chest cavity." ~Rusvul

[Verdauga]

Always tell your superiors your feelings. Especially when you think they're doing a bad job.

@One-Eye the wildcat antitank rifle are too large; I think a sawed off shotgun is more appropriate..

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

A Bird in the hand can be very unsanitary.

[Verdauga]

He that riseth late gets the best sleep.

[The Skarzs]

Early to bed, late to rise.

The wise man leaned from his mistakes. The wiser man learns from others' mistakes. The wisest man does nothing so he doesn't make mistakes and laughs at other people's mistakes.

[Sebias of Redwall]

The wise man leaned from his mistakes. The wiser man learns from others' mistakes. The wisest man does nothing so he doesn't make mistakes and laughs at other people's mistakes.

Hahahahhahahha! *Wipes away tears of laughter* That's pretty good!

[The Grey Coincidence]

Sticks and stones  can't break your bones.

[Tungro]

It is better to quit than keep lying to yourself

[Verdauga]

A shotgun in the hand gives you those two birds in the bush...