Converbs (like proverbs but.... not)

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

If it ain't broke, your not tryin'!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Silence is golden. (unless you have children. Then silence is just plain suspicious)

[Booklover]

An unstrung bow is a stick. A strung bow is a weapon... but only if you have more sticks. Sticks are good for bashing people. Therefore, an unstrung bow is more useful than a strung bow.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Trust the cloak, unless it gets caught on a door handle. Then you should probably take the cloak off so it doesn't strangle you.

[Booklover]

One cloak may be deceit. Two may be conspiracy. Three is the number I trust.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Two birds in the bush are better than one big bird in the sky. Big birds have sharp beaks.

[Booklover]

People who live in glass houses should double-check that they're not a plant.

A penny saved just means one more little object that you refuse to throw away.

[Booklover]

*revive*
If you are what you eat, you're a cannibal.

[The Skarzs]

When you hit rock bottom in life, get a jackhammer.