WE SHOULD BE FIRST! MAKE THE CHANGE!

[Kade Rivok]

I think we should just expunge the guests.  That'll solve the problem.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

You're so racist, Kade. If that had happened, say, a year ago I wouldn't have been able to join! Think what a peaceful and chaotic place the Cellars would be!

[Kade Rivok]

Your words make no sense, dear.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

You are racist against guests. Forget whatever else I said. That's what matters.

[Kade Rivok]

You saying that guests are a separate race altogether is what's racist -_-

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

  Perhaps.

[Sebias of Redwall]

I think we should just expunge the guests.  That'll solve the problem.

Yes! Lead us, Kade!

[Kade Rivok]

Ok!  Uh... this way?  Yeah, this way!  *Begins charging in a random direction.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Not that way! That's where the- *sighs* Too late. *ground gives way under Kade, revealing the offal pit directly below him*

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Farewell, Kade.
*Pulls lever that opens a trapdoor under Teer's feet* Have fun in the sewers!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*flaps wings steadily* Woah there, friend. Be careful. The ground seems to be randomly disappearing and not everybeast can fly like me. I wouldn't want you to fall. *suddenly stops flying and drops like a stone, landing on concrete with a splat. Blood and guts go flying, seeming to gravitate to Jarky, covering her in taniwha offal*

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Offal. Hmm. O-ffal. Tastes... Bad, actually.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Did you know some beasts think offal and awful are homophones?

[Russa Nodrey]

That's awful.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I know, right?