The Plague Finds Yuuu

[shisteer of nothing much]

Finish dying already.

We have finished dying! You can't blame me if my dead body talks too much!

[The Skarzs]

I totally can.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*feels like drawing breath to reply but then remembers she's dead* Long habits die hard.

[The Skarzs]

Apparently living was a habit.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No, living was NOT a habit! I assure you, I'm completely and utterly dead! The habits were talking and breathing, both of which you can still do if you've died of the virtual plague.

[Verdauga]

Calm down everyone. Just take a deeeeeep breath.
And now,
Exhale.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*exhales a cloud of smoke* This is new. Are my insides on fire or something?

[Verdauga]

I dunno. Here.
*Hands One-eye a fire extinguisher.*
use that if you need to.

[Tungro]

*gets fire ax
If the extinguisher doesn't work, we should try this next

[The Skarzs]

*exhales a cloud of smoke* This is new. Are my insides on fire or something?

That's not smoke, that's your lungs turning to dust.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*hacks up a cloud of dust* oh, hell no...

[shisteer of nothing much]

Calm down everyone. Just take a deeeeeep breath.
And now,
Exhale.

I'm trying to get into the habit of not breathing and now you're telling me to do it deeply? Tell me, once and for all; are dead people supposed to breath?

[The Skarzs]

No, they are not. But you're still alive, and not breathing, so I am going to have to perform CPR. Hopefully you start breathing before I have to do mouth to mouth.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sheev palpatine uses the dark side of the Force to fuel the more or less subtle parts of his body to blurt out the ongoing plague sensations destroying the fibers of his youthful figure*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Fine, I'm still alive. *starts breathing again* Please. stop. now.