ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!

[lass of something much]

It's to dangerous, take this.

description

This super-sharp axe does bonus damage to undead enemies!

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"That is a very unbalanced weapon.. plus very short reach."

[Captain Wortshire]

*dumps more weapons*

Okay, what about this one:

The Runeblade of Auraxos

Spoiler

A blade forged by the legendary Auraxos, brother of Mysizaar, to defeat the army of undead who had killed their mother.

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[lass of something much]

*Lass gently layed a paw on Captain Wortshire's shoulder* "No offense, but that one is even worse..."

[Captain Wortshire]

*dumps more weapons*

Well, I got tons more weapons, so take your pick...

[lass of something much]

*picks up the kinda creepy eye sword, swings it, slicing a zombie in half with one swing* O_O
"Oh goodness...Thankee..."

[Kade Rivok]

*Grabs a zombie by the kankles and starts beating the other zombies with it.*

[Verdauga]

Oof. I hate it when I'm grabbed by the  kankles.

[Kade Rivok]

You're a zombie?

[lass of something much]

*Lass was still getting used to this new light sword, she put it to good use by releaving several Zombies of their heads, stabbing between their armor, and slashing at the unarmored ones, fairly soon, there were only about ten of the best armed ones left, all the others lay on the ground dead again, Lass had quite a few wounds, but over all, had done fairly well, hadn't lost any limbs, or bitten* "Hmm...good sword this...very...sharp.."

[Captain Wortshire]

*sets up market stand*

Step right up!

We have all sorts of weapons for your zombie killing needs!

[lass of something much]

*stabs another of the horrible beasts*

[Kolman]

*Rolls up*

Hey guys need a hand?

[Booklover]

I'm not a horse. A foot would be more useful (it would stop my brother calling me a midget, at least).

[lass of something much]

{Huh, my siblings call me that too...}

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Rolls up*

Hey guys need a hand?

Kolman!