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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!

Started by One-Eye the wildcat, September 22, 2019, 05:52:10 PM

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shisteer of nothing much

#30
September 26, 2019, 11:46:43 PM
Ah, I see. *chops another zombie in half* These zombies aren't very difficult to deal with are they? Obviously people's brains aren't providing them with the nutrition they need.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#31
September 27, 2019, 12:00:13 AM
Well, zombies are effectively the worst fighting force. Look at them: they're rotting corpses. They don't heal, they can't absorb nutrition, they decompose more and more every day. Look.
*Chops a zombie's arm off with Thomasbane.*
See? I barely tried!
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

shisteer of nothing much

#32
September 27, 2019, 12:06:42 AM
In that case, why are we freaking out about a zombie apocalypse? *sits down and starts drinking tea*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#33
September 27, 2019, 07:59:47 AM
*Steals the tea* Here's a question for you: Why do zombies bother coming back to life? It all seems like too much effort to me.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#34
September 27, 2019, 09:56:21 AM
Now, now. If you want some tea, ask for it. You should know better than to steal. *gets some more tea*
I don't know, really. I suppose they just want to annoy us. *uses taiha to bash a zombie coming up behind me* They can get inconvenient sometimes, especially when one is trying to write.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#35
September 27, 2019, 02:34:18 PM
Typically someone is raising the zombies for some evil schemes.
*Looks at Jarky.*
*Looks at One-eye.*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

One-Eye the wildcat

#36
September 27, 2019, 02:36:22 PM
I'm not evil. I'm chaotic good.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Verdauga

#37
September 27, 2019, 02:38:21 PM
Considering YOU are the one who sprung the zombies on us, I'd say you're chaotic neutral.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

One-Eye the wildcat

#38
September 27, 2019, 02:39:49 PM
Well, I needed a new army... How was I supposed to know they didn't follow orders?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Kolman

#39
September 27, 2019, 03:17:40 PM
another thing about zombies is that due to their decomposing nature they are highly flammable.
*indicates a burning mob of zombies crumbling to ash*
For those we cherish we die in glory.

Verdauga

#40
September 27, 2019, 04:36:00 PM
Speaking of which, where are these zombies coming from? One-eye?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

One-Eye the wildcat

#41
September 27, 2019, 05:02:37 PM
Me.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Verdauga

#42
September 27, 2019, 05:13:57 PM
No, I'm asking you where they're coming from.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

One-Eye the wildcat

#43
September 27, 2019, 05:21:46 PM
I don't know! Why are you asking me?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Kolman

#44
September 27, 2019, 06:51:22 PM
So if I kill One-eye the zombies will stop?
*contemplates this concept while conjuring a tornado of fire to suck the zombies into*
For those we cherish we die in glory.
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