ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ah, I see. *chops another zombie in half* These zombies aren't very difficult to deal with are they? Obviously people's brains aren't providing them with the nutrition they need.

[Verdauga]

Well, zombies are effectively the worst fighting force. Look at them: they're rotting corpses. They don't heal, they can't absorb nutrition, they decompose more and more every day. Look.
*Chops a zombie's arm off with Thomasbane.*
See? I barely tried!

[shisteer of nothing much]

In that case, why are we freaking out about a zombie apocalypse? *sits down and starts drinking tea*

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Steals the tea* Here's a question for you: Why do zombies bother coming back to life? It all seems like too much effort to me.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Now, now. If you want some tea, ask for it. You should know better than to steal. *gets some more tea*
I don't know, really. I suppose they just want to annoy us. *uses taiha to bash a zombie coming up behind me* They can get inconvenient sometimes, especially when one is trying to write.

[Verdauga]

Typically someone is raising the zombies for some evil schemes.
*Looks at Jarky.*
*Looks at One-eye.*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I'm not evil. I'm chaotic good.

[Verdauga]

Considering YOU are the one who sprung the zombies on us, I'd say you're chaotic neutral.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Well, I needed a new army... How was I supposed to know they didn't follow orders?

[Kolman]

another thing about zombies is that due to their decomposing nature they are highly flammable.
*indicates a burning mob of zombies crumbling to ash*

[Verdauga]

Speaking of which, where are these zombies coming from? One-eye?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Me.

[Verdauga]

No, I'm asking you where they're coming from.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I don't know! Why are you asking me?

[Kolman]

So if I kill One-eye the zombies will stop?
*contemplates this concept while conjuring a tornado of fire to suck the zombies into*