ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!

[shisteer of nothing much]

So if I kill One-eye the zombies will stop?
*contemplates this concept while conjuring a tornado of fire to suck the zombies into*

Yep, basically. Try to do it interestingly though. It would be a bit boring to make his death short and sweet.

[Verdauga]

It won't even be permanent.
(Thank goodness.)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*pulls out a pistol and puts it to my temple* смерть перед бесчестьем! *Pulls the trigger*

[shisteer of nothing much]

So now the zombie apocalypse is over? I didn't even have time to finish my tea.

[Kolman]

*pulls out a pistol and puts it to my temple* смерть перед бесчестьем! *Pulls the trigger*

"death before dishonor!" eh?

@One-Eye the wildcat  you should look up the death Korps of Krieg. I think you might like them
Their motto: "In life: war In death: peace, In life shame, In death atonement"

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I like that motto.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*finishes tea and leaves*

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Unleashes an army of giant crazy penguins from Antarctica on the zombies* We are safe now.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*comes back to watch the penguins* Wow, they're quite impressive. You've trained them well, Jarky.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

 

[shisteer of nothing much]

Would you mind if my Hoiho joined them? The little ones could really learn some useful skills from their larger cousins.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I need another army now. I'm thinking robots. Opinions?

[Kolman]

robots are good so long as you have a way to stop them yourself

[Verdauga]

And you have some way to house them on short notice. Wouldn't want to leave your army out in the rain, then find out they don't work anymore, right?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Robots would be decimated by our penguins. (actually, any army you put together will be decimated by the penguins)