ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

My penguins.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Our penguins. Hoiho are penguins. (Yellow eyed penguins, to be exact)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Let's do the math. I am literally a god on the forum. I can raise the dead, create weapons out of thin air, and make infinite armies of zombies, robots, and other uncontrollable beings. Penguins are flightless, small, thumbless birds with not enough mental capacity to cook fish before they eat it. Where the heck is my disadvantage?

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

These are not average penguins. They are crazy giant penguins from Antarctica.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Let's do the math. I am literally a GOD on the forum. I can raise the dead, create weapons out of thin air, and make infinite armies of zombies, robots, and other uncontrollable beings. Penguins are flightless, small, thumbless birds with not enough mental capacity to cook fish before they eat it. Where the heck is my disadvantage?

[shisteer of nothing much]

These are not average penguins. They are crazy giant penguins from Antarctica.

And awesome penguins from New Zealand.
Being a god on the forums really doesn't make a difference. Anyone can conjure up random zombie attacks or guns to shoot people with.
It takes skill to bring in something absolutely adorable and make it dangerous. (Penguins!)
Besides, our army is actually controllable. They're highly trained and give instant obedience. Your zombies and robots are likely to turn against you but penguins have unfailing loyalty.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

They cant post fanfiction. I can.

[shisteer of nothing much]

That means nothing when it comes to a fight.

[Kolman]

Let's do the math. I am literally a god on the forum. I can raise the dead, create weapons out of thin air, and make infinite armies of zombies, robots, and other uncontrollable beings.

Heresy!!! lucky for me I am a god slayer and have already killed off two pagan Pantheons.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Let's do the math. I am literally a god on the forum. I can raise the dead, create weapons out of thin air, and make infinite armies of zombies, robots, and other uncontrollable beings.

Heresy!!! lucky for me I am a god slayer and have already killed off two pagan Pantheons.

Do you want any penguins to assist you in your pagan slaying?

[Verdauga]

Let's do the math. I am literally a god on the forum. I can raise the dead, create weapons out of thin air, and make infinite armies of zombies, robots, and other uncontrollable beings.

Heresy!!! lucky for me I am a god slayer and have already killed off two pagan Pantheons.

Calm down everyone. We are all special in our own way.

[shisteer of nothing much]

And we all enjoy killing people melodrama, in our own way, too.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*The penguins swarm over and eat everyone in the topic aside from Jarky and Teer*

[Verdauga]

*Literally murders the penguins in signature fashion.*
Really, Jarky? Do I have to go after you too?

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Penguins come back to life* Probably. Though if you give us more penguins for our army, you can join the Penguin Alliance!