ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!

[lass of something much]

{How'd ya get a gif of me? o.O}

[Kade Rivok]

HAH, nice *thumbs up*

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Captain Wortshire]

*flips through book*

Oh, this is interesting.

"The Flood: Originating as a corrupted form of the galaxy's most ancient custodians, the Flood reproduces and spreads by infecting other organisms, hijacking their bodies and nervous systems in order to transform them into one of many specialized forms.

Through infecting sentient lifeforms, the Flood assimilates their memories and intelligence, and the species becomes collectively more intelligent as a result.

Because of their frighteningly rapid growth rate, as long as enough hosts of sufficient biomass and intelligence are available, the Flood is effectively unstoppable."

[Verdauga]

*Begins firing the zombies.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Half a score drop like flies under Verdie's shots, however, a company of zombies set up a gun on a turret, one that shoots massive bolts tipped with poison*

[Scott McLamok]

*Grabs an amban rifle and climbs the tower*

[lass of something much]

*lies unmoving and white*

[Kade Rivok]

*flips through book*

Oh, this is interesting.

"The Flood: Originating as a corrupted form of the galaxy's most ancient custodians, the Flood reproduces and spreads by infecting other organisms, hijacking their bodies and nervous systems in order to transform them into one of many specialized forms.

Through infecting sentient lifeforms, the Flood assimilates their memories and intelligence, and the species becomes collectively more intelligent as a result.

Because of their frighteningly rapid growth rate, as long as enough hosts of sufficient biomass and intelligence are available, the Flood is effectively unstoppable."

They better not show up.  I really don't want to have to activate another Halo ring.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Oof.

[Scott McLamok]

*flips through book*

Oh, this is interesting.

"The Flood: Originating as a corrupted form of the galaxy's most ancient custodians, the Flood reproduces and spreads by infecting other organisms, hijacking their bodies and nervous systems in order to transform them into one of many specialized forms.

Through infecting sentient lifeforms, the Flood assimilates their memories and intelligence, and the species becomes collectively more intelligent as a result.

Because of their frighteningly rapid growth rate, as long as enough hosts of sufficient biomass and intelligence are available, the Flood is effectively unstoppable."

They better not show up.  I really don't want to have to activate another Halo ring.

Wow you shot a Halo ring!

[Captain Wortshire]

"Trash Can Zombie: Sadly the Trash Can Zombie isn't here to pick up litter, or to offer helpful tips on how to recycle your vegetable peeling or glass. If you've been keenly studying this book you will have realized by now that this zombie wants to eat your brains. He just uses the trash can to protect himself, not tidy up. What a shame.

That said, Trash Can Zombie is all about recycling waste. In this case he's keen for you to recycle the 'wastes' brains sloshing about in your skull into something better - his dinner."

[Faiyloe]

*Walks into the fortress with a Zombie pinata on my shoulders.* I heard you were having a bit of a zombie problem... nice fort by the way. I fought on the front lines of the guest wars so if I can be of any use here I would be much obliged to lend my assistance.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*grips B.A.C.K.B.U.R.N.E.R in both hands, the flame erupting from the muzzle melting wave after wave of the undead. Screams of pain echo as I slowly walk through the field of charred and dead corpses.*

[Luftwaffles]

*Grabs a crowbar and hides in a dumpster*

Great minds think alike

*Dives into the dumpster*.