Scout camp

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*pops up next to the deer and empties the magazine into its neck*

Not exactly the most ethical way to hunt.........

Ethics... I wish life was that simple.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Life would be no fun if it was simple. *Swings a stick at one of the deer* (Deers?)

[Verdauga]

*The deer runs off, straight into the path of my dad's pickup.*
This actually happened, by the way.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

...Oh dear.
And what is your dad's pickup doing here? The whole rest of the world has been destroyed to make way for a hyperspace highway, remember?

[Booklover]

*bypass

[Verdauga]

It happened in real life.

[Kade Rivok]

Can you all just read Inheritance so I can make references without worrying too much about spoilers?

*And then, while we were hunting the deer, we all got flashbanged by an elf hundreds of miles away and all the deer ran away.  In the clearing there is a blue stone, smoking from the flashbang.*

[Verdauga]

*Opens bolt on rifle and facepalms.*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Watches from a distance*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*begins skinning deer* In case you are wondering, I shot this while you guys were talking about magazines. (by the way, I don't really read magazines. I prefer books, generally)
All that practice skinning cats has come in handy, actually.

[Booklover]

Can you all just read Inheritance so I can make references without worrying too much about spoilers?

*And then, while we were hunting the deer, we all got flashbanged by an elf hundreds of miles away and all the deer ran away.  In the clearing there is a blue stone, smoking from the flashbang.*

I can't even remember what reference I was going to make. Anyway, here's one I thought of earlier:

Spoiler

the dragons sent the egg there.

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Btw, that is a pretty big spoiler, so if you haven't read all the books, I strongly advise that you don't read it.

I think that I might have been about to mention something about the elves and the ethics of hunting. And that it's the path to the goal that matters, not the actual goal.

[Verdauga]

*Heads back to camp*

[Kade Rivok]

*Puts away hunting fork sadly*

[Booklover]

Actually, I think I remember what I was going to say.

Spoiler

Something about saying two words to set off a nuclear bomb.

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[shisteer of nothing much]

Can somebody please give me a hand getting this meat back to camp? I'm not very good at lifting heavy things.