Scout camp

[Kade Rivok]

Yeah, I don't have any past experience and look at me.  *He says and waves the fork around.  A lightning bolt fires off from it and takes out a nearby tree.*  Uh... maybe I shouldn't do that.

[Booklover]

Apparently I have a magical pitchfork now.

[Kade Rivok]

Not anymore 

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Takes enchanted fork* *Writes poetry*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oooh, poetry writing. I like ee.

[Kade Rivok]

Sorry, the enchanted fork only works for me.  Also when I do this... *Snaps* ...the fork comes back to my paw!  *Fork flies away from Jarky and impales Kade.*  ...Ow.

[Verdauga]

O_O

O-O-okay....

[shisteer of nothing much]

*sighs* You definitely need more practice wielding that thing. *pulls fork out of Kade and cleans it* Here, hold that. *stitches and bandages Kade's wound*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*winces in sympathy* Ouch, that looked painful. Here, I have some kawakawa ointment. Use as much as you need. *holds jar of kawakawa out to Teer*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Thanks. *liberally applies kawakawa ointment onto wound* There, give it a couple of days to heal and you should be as good as new.

[Kade Rivok]

My thanks to both of you ladies, *He said with a bow, wincing as his stitches pulled.*  But yeah, I just got this fork, so I'm still getting used to it.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I am offended. *climbs onto Teer's trampoline (that's what I do if I'm offended, btw)*

[Kade Rivok]

Offended?

[shisteer of nothing much]

She really just wants an excuse to do a flip off the bar.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Yes. I was offended at being referred to as a lady. Lying is a bad habit, Kade Rivok.