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Started by Jarky Thistlebrush, September 26, 2019, 06:57:43 AM

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What is the best bath?

Regular Bath
1 (6.3%)
Hot Bath
2 (12.5%)
Ice Bath
0 (0%)
River Wash
1 (6.3%)
Lake Wash
0 (0%)
Salt Wash
1 (6.3%)
Glitter bath
0 (0%)
Stagnant Pool
1 (6.3%)
Mud Puddle
0 (0%)
Muddy Puddle
0 (0%)
Hot Muddy Bath
0 (0%)
Orange Juice Bath
1 (6.3%)
Coffee Bath
2 (12.5%)
October Ale Bath
3 (18.8%)
Other (Please Specify)
4 (25%)

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Jarky Thistlebrush

September 26, 2019, 06:57:43 AM Last Edit: November 06, 2020, 09:19:32 PM by Jarky Thistlebrush
All washes available:
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Regular bath
Hot bath
Ice bath
River wash
Lake wash
Salt wash
Glitter bath (Available for warty wildcats only)
Stagnant Pool (Only for clean wildcats)
Mud Puddle
Muddy Puddle
Special bath: Hot and filled with mud!
Orange Juice bath
Coffee bath
October Ale bath
Custom bath (Tell us what you want and your wildcat will have it!)
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#1
September 26, 2019, 10:06:21 AM
I don't actually have any pet hogs but can I use your services to wash my sister? Her room can be a pigsty at times.
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#2
September 26, 2019, 06:45:54 PM
*Brings pig* Here! *Plops him down* Ferdy would like a nice clean, muddy, soft, hard bath please.
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#3
September 26, 2019, 09:18:26 PM
Of course, of course!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#4
September 26, 2019, 11:58:21 PM
*brings small fluffy pig* A hollow chicken bath with hot raspberry jam, please.
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And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#5
September 27, 2019, 07:55:51 AM
If you supply the jam.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#6
September 27, 2019, 10:00:44 AM
Humph. In that case, I'll get apricot jam instead.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#7
September 29, 2019, 06:14:50 AM
Be warned: I might eat it.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#8
September 29, 2019, 07:44:27 AM
The hog or the jam? (or both?)
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#9
September 29, 2019, 08:02:05 AM
The jam.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#10
September 29, 2019, 08:11:00 AM
Oh, okay.
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And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#11
October 01, 2019, 01:36:38 AM
Hi, I'd like to wash my froad friend in a coffee bath.
Freddy

shisteer of nothing much

#12
October 01, 2019, 03:17:43 AM
I actually have two small fluffy pigs so can I get another hollow-chicken-apricot-jam bath please?
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#13
October 01, 2019, 05:58:11 AM
I think just a regular bath will do for my pig @MathLuk
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#14
October 01, 2019, 06:46:05 AM
Er... no?
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