Free Wildcat Wash! Wash your Wildcats here!

[lass of something much]

Why not, may I ask?

eels matie, eels. (just joking, it's because the water is deep, and the wilows my drag him under.)

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

...he's on the bank.

[lass of something much]

still, there are cheeky shapeshifters who love throwing beasts into bodys of water...

[Kade Rivok]

(Only one shapeshifter around in these parts -_-)

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Lass, don't. It's not worth dying for.

[lass of something much]

it sooo is!

(Only one shapeshifter around in these parts -_-)

don't I count?!
(Kreg is also a shapeshifter)

[Kade Rivok]

(Oh, I'd forgotten that he was one as well)

Yes, I was referring to you 

[Booklover]

Wouldn't it be cool if there were shapeshifters in Redwall? Or at least a Redwall fanfiction about a shapeshifter... that could be interesting.

Any wildcats need washing? I'd ask Verdauga, but he's currently an elephant.

[Kade Rivok]

Does swimming around in a river really count as being washed?  I don't think so.

[Booklover]

If the river was clean...

[Kade Rivok]

Real cleanliness requires soap!

[Booklover]

Cleanliness=godliness, right?

[Kade Rivok]

Well, I wouldn't go that far, but I'm sure God wouldn't like stinky beasts!

[lass of something much]

Real cleanliness requires soap!

CHECK! THE! POLL!!!!!!

[Booklover]

Coffee Bath, River Wash, October Ale Bath, Regular Bath, Hot Bath, Salt Wash, Ice Cream Bath, Orange Juice Bath, Stagnant Pool: So refreshing.

Those are what people have voted for. We seem to like bathing in our favourite drinks.