Free Wildcat Wash! Wash your Wildcats here!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Or both?

[shisteer of nothing much]

*drags @Booklover into topic*
Hello, can I please get a nice, hot, soapy bath? This... whatever-she-is is covered in fanta.

[Kade Rivok]

This coming from the one that covered said whatever-she-is in said fanta.

Also, can I get some mouthwash here or something?  I've got a heavy fanta taste that I can't seem to get rid of.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Hey, the fanta came out of your mouth, not mine!

[Booklover]

*drags @Booklover into topic*
Hello, can I please get a nice, hot, soapy bath? This... whatever-she-is is covered in fanta.

*fills a bath with hot, soapy water*

*gives Kade lots of coffee* There's no mouthwash, I'm afraid.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*drinks Kade's coffee*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Um...this topic is called 'Free Wildcat Wash! Wash your Wildcats here!', so why is everyone washing pigs? (btw, can I have a free bath since I'm a wildcat?)

[Kade Rivok]

*drinks Kade's coffee*

Give it back!  *Tries to shoulder tackle her stomach to make her spit up his coffee.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Um...this topic is called 'Free Wildcat Wash! Wash your Wildcats here!', so why is everyone washing pigs? (btw, can I have a free bath since I'm a wildcat?)

[Booklover]

It used to be Free Hog Wash.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*drinks Kade's coffee*

Give it back!  *Tries to shoulder tackle her stomach to make her spit up his coffee.*

*ignores tiny ball of fluff on puku* Sure you can have a bath, Eb. What kind of bath do you want?

[Kade Rivok]

*drinks Kade's coffee*

Give it back!  *Tries to shoulder tackle her stomach to make her spit up his coffee.*

*ignores tiny ball of fluff on puku* Sure you can have a bath, Eb. What kind of bath do you want?

*Continues trying, hoping to somehow get his coffee back, even thought the logic behind his actions doesn't really make sense.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*transfers tiny ball of fluff to back* I have an itchy spot that I can't reach. Can you please get it?

[Kade Rivok]

*Digs elbow into apparent itchy spot.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yeah, that's the spot. Oooh, that feels good.