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[Kade Rivok]

The teeth would do me in long before the venom, dear.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Some do. I have venom but I can choose not to use it, and I do, most of the time. Venom application is tiring and makes victims taste less good. (Though, in the case of otterbadgers, they'd still be pretty delicious)

Don't bite unless you plan to eat, huh? Good to know, good to know. *bites Kade*

*Dodges.* 

Whoa there, your bites are a lot more dangerous than hers, you know?

I know that, I just wasn't expecting you to take that into consideration. I suppose I can leave off biting you.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*is doing somersaults underwater*

[Kade Rivok]

*Takes cover behind Eb underwater.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*knees collide with Kade's face as I somersault (it was unintentional)*

[Kade Rivok]

*Gets knocked unconscious.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*is unaware of this*

[lass of something much]

Some do. I have venom but I can choose not to use it, and I do, most of the time. Venom application is tiring and makes victims taste less good. (Though, in the case of otterbadgers, they'd still be pretty delicious)

you really don't know how this works, do you...

[shisteer of nothing much]

*grabs Kade and pulls him out of the river before he has a chance to drown properly*

I know how I work. I think snakes and such are different.

*begins blow-drying Kade's fur*

[lass of something much]

lies.

[Kade Rivok]

*Is still unconscious, but turns into a fabulous floof ball.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I think he needs defibrillation.

[shisteer of nothing much]

He'll wake up eventually.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

If you say so. *surreptitiously steps in a mud puddle*

[Kade Rivok]

*Wakes up.*  Do you see this Teer?  Do you see this?  She WANTS me to scrub her feet.  Does she secretly enjoy it like you?