Hectaville music festival!

[shisteer of nothing much]

I too would like to share my talent.

Please do.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Clears throat* *Yodels for two hours at an ear-damaging frequency*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*leans forward* This is great! *listens with rapt attention*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Clears throat* *Yodels for two hours at an ear-damaging frequency*

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Throws scones at Russa* BRAVO! WOOOO!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*throws buttered croissants and boysenberry crumble at Russa*

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Decides to stop throwing food and eats it instead*

[Sebias of Redwall]

I have a song... *Pulls out a stool and grabs a guitar*

Spoiler

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog,
The bog down in the valley-o.
Real bog, the rattlin' bog,
The bog down in the valley-o.

In that egg there was a bird,
A rare bird and a rattlin' bird,
And the bird on the egg,
And the egg on the bird,
And the bird in the nest,
And the nest on the limb,
And the limb on the branch,
And the branch on the tree,
And the tree in the bog,
And the hole in the bog,
And the bog down in the valley-o.

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog,
The bog down in the valley-o.
Real bog, the rattlin' bog,
The bog down in the valley-o.

Real bog, the rattlin' bog,
The bog down in the valley-ooooooooooo.

(I actually like to sing this whole song in real life)

[close]

[shisteer of nothing much]

I learnt a slightly different version.
Starting at the end:

And on that wing,
There was a feather.
The prettiest feather,
That you ever did see.

The feather on the wing,
and the wing on the bird,
and the bird in the egg,
and the egg in the nest
and the nest on the limb
and the limb in the tree
and the tree in the hole
and the hole in the ground
and the green grass grew all around all around
and the green grass grew all around!

[Kade Rivok]

*Are we supposed to just post lyrics, or actual singing?*

[Verdauga]

If you can post actual singing, that would be awesome. Otherwise, lyrics are good.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I have another song!

Spoiler

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
a pukeko in a paunga tree!

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
Two kumara
and a pukeko in a paunga tree!

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
Three flax kete,
two kumara
and a pukeko in a paunga tree!

On the forth day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
Four huhu grubs,
three flax kete,
two kumara
and a pukeko in a paunga tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS!!!
Four huhu grubs,
three flax kete,
two kumara
and a pukeko in a paunga tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
Six poi a-twirling,
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS!!!
Four huhu grubs,
three flax kete,
two kumara
and a pukeko in a paunga tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
Seven eels a-swimming,
six poi a-twirling,
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS!!!
Four huhu grubs,
three flax kete,
two kumara
and a pukeko in a paunga tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
Eight plants of puha,
seven eels a-swimming,
six poi a-twirling,
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS!!!
Four huhu grubs,
three flax kete,
two kumara
and a pukeko in a paunga tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
Nine sacks of pipi,
eight plants of puha,
seven eels a-swimming,
six poi a-twirling,
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS!!!
Four huhu grubs,
three flax kete,
two kumara
and a pukeko in a paunga tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
Ten juicy fish heads,
nine sacks of pipi,
eight plants of puha,
seven eels a-swimming,
six poi a-twirling,
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS!!!
Four huhu grubs,
three flax kete,
two kumara
and a pukeko in a paunga tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
Eleven haka lessons,
ten juicy fish heads,
nine sacks of pipi,
eight plants of puha,
seven eels a-swimming,
six poi a-twirling,
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS!!!
Four huhu grubs,
three flax kete,
two kumara
and a pukeko in a paunga tree!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
Twelve pipuis swinging,
eleven haka lesson,
ten juicy fish heads,
nine sacks of pipi,
eight plants of puha,
seven eels a-swimming,
six poi a-twirling,
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS!!!
Four huhu grubs,
three flax kete,
two kumara
and a pukeko in a paunga tree!

[close]

[Kade Rivok]

Oh yeah, I forgot this was a thing.  I guess I can post something.

Movalin Teknu

I've got a friend that I do birthday songs for because it's funny and this is one of them.  I've been helping him out with a project for years, and this is in that worlds ancient language, so you won't be able to actually understand it.    I'll post something later with recognizable words, I guess

[Verdauga]

I was about to ask why this isn't on the main site for it....

[Kade Rivok]

Oh yeah, nah, this is just a random thing I do for his birthday, not a part of the actual project