Forum Conspiracy Theories

[lass of something much]

Na, we can speak of 'em...

[shisteer of nothing much]

*holds onto @Tic*

It must be bad if you're holding onto me. What did the nasty Teer do?

Teer did something unspeakably bad, but the Powers that Be are covering it up from the public.

Please don't tell them.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*holds onto @Tic*

It must be bad if you're holding onto me. What did the nasty Teer do?

Teer did something unspeakably bad, but the Powers that Be are covering it up from the public.

Please don't tell them.

We won't.

*Herman opens a book*  In 2011 our forum attracted attention.  In 2012 our good Father Abbot issued a document of complacency.  Years past.  Our forum was virtually eradicated from the face of the internet.  Time past.  Our forum attracted attention from a strange fool who sets himself as my master.  Without him knowing I quietly took his place.  A new purge of all forum scripts will come.

Del, right?

Sebias is just Sheev's faithful henchman.

In his absence, however, I have taken over power.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

That's a glamour shot of your master.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Now, I am the master. There can only be two.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

You... A Sith Lord?  *Herman chuckles*  *Herman laughs*  *Herman laughs hysterically*  Your a soldier, not my master.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Stoic* I am good at fooling creatures, aren't I? Sheev fooled the galaxies, and I fooled even him.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

No.  Sheev fooled one galaxy.  And I do believe Sheev was keeping an eye on you from the beginning.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Well, to prove my point, don't you all wonder just why Sheev left? I had planned this for a while.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Hah.  You're just trying to take credit for Sheev's master plan.

[Wylder Treejumper]

That's very well, we all know that plan was merely a ploy by the ultimate evil overlord of all existence, Darth Jar Jar, to maintain certain areas of interest under his control until he deemed it more beneficial for them to be otherwise. Sheev was merely an unwitting tool in the hand of a power much greater and farther reaching than his own.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Fat chance.  Anyway, I believe it's Darth Binks.

[Sebias of Redwall]

It is actually Darth Sebias, but let's not actually say that out loud. Wouldn't want to give the secret away.

Hah.  You're just trying to take credit for Sheev's master plan.

But why would I need to, when Sheev's master plan was merely a piece of the great warlord's (Aka, Sebias') schemes? However, as you had pledged your loyalties to Sheev, I understand if you wish to defend him. However, you must realize that he isn't the true power of the Cellars. That would be my humble self. It would be wise to join me. I could use a brilliant lad like you, Herman. Together, we could unite this Forum, and all of the other existing and future ones in a grand and glorious kingdom of Chaos. *Spreads arms out* Join me, folk of the internet! Join me in my quest for power! It would by folly to do otherwise. I shall elevate my faithful allies and followers, while I shall grind the boes of those who stand in my way to fish chowder. You all know this. Deep in your heart you all know it's the truth.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Bruh, you shouldn't even try to deceive these good people.  Sheev Palpatine came before you, and he will be here long after.

[Kade Rivok]

Clones aren't people.