Forum Conspiracy Theories

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hmm? What is it?

[shisteer of nothing much]

MORTAL COMBAT.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Oooooooooooooooooooooh!

Me likey. Teer has joined the Dark Side.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I have an arena that I'm trying to get back in business.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ah... *Taps nose* I see what you're doing here. 

[Dannflower Reguba]

Convincing. Yes. *Convinces* See? Everything. Is. Fine.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Of course it is. *whispers to Seb* We need to plan a rescue mission.

[lass of something much]

Convincing. Yes. *Convinces* See? Everything. Is. Fine.

*Poookes.....*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Lass is being mean...

Do you want to sort out the issue by mortal combat?

[lass of something much]

And you say I'm mean.......

[Captain Tammo]

Random question, but Mods can see PMs, right?

The power is technically there, but only for admins. But Dan and I would never look over someone's messages unless there was something very serious happening.

I have an arena that I'm trying to get back in business.

I'm down for mortal combat! Although safety is a priority so maybe immortal combat instead? and do I get a new name and costume?

Unless... you're just bringing up something like this to take me away from the real issue which is my original conspiracy theory. Layers and layers, I'm watching you, Teer... HOW MUCH IS ROSIE PAYING YOU!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

MORTAL KOMBAT.

Fixed.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No.

I have an arena that I'm trying to get back in business.

I'm down for mortal combat! Although safety is a priority so maybe immortal combat instead? and do I get a new name and costume?

Unless... you're just bringing up something like this to take me away from the real issue which is my original conspiracy theory. Layers and layers, I'm watching you, Teer... HOW MUCH IS ROSIE PAYING YOU!

Hmm... immortal combat could be harmful to the venue and the audience might get bored. I suppose we could just make it humiliating for the looser, rather than fatal.
As for fancy names and costumes, absolutely. You can design something yourself or have me design it for you.

Oh, no. Of course not. You see, without the real issue, there would be no reason to fight and, therefore, no profit for the arena. Rosie isn't paying me at all. She's far too short to catch my attention.

[Sebias of Redwall]

My goodness, that last line though.  Savage.

[lass of something much]

No.

I have an arena that I'm trying to get back in business.

I'm down for mortal combat! Although safety is a priority so maybe immortal combat instead? and do I get a new name and costume?

Unless... you're just bringing up something like this to take me away from the real issue which is my original conspiracy theory. Layers and layers, I'm watching you, Teer... HOW MUCH IS ROSIE PAYING YOU!

Hmm... immortal combat could be harmful to the venue and the audience might get bored. I suppose we could just make it humiliating for the looser, rather than fatal.
As for fancy names and costumes, absolutely. You can design something yourself or have me design it for you.

Oh, no. Of course not. You see, without the real issue, there would be no reason to fight and, therefore, no profit for the arena. Rosie isn't paying me at all. She's far too short to catch my attention.

Youre shorter than her...by a lot.....