Forum Conspiracy Theories

[One-Eye the wildcat]

The penguins are trying to kill me.

[shisteer of nothing much]

That's not conspiracy, that's justice.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I don't much care.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well, the penguins (may they live forever) are trust worthy.

[Verdauga]

But we're being told that by someone who is in the penguin cult. They really have taken over the bots....

[Kade Rivok]

Or perhaps the penguins were actually just other bots in disguise!  The only real people and penguins left are the guests.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

._.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No, the penguins (may they live forever) are definitely real. They rule the world and everything beyond. The guests have also been taken over by the penguins. (may they live forever)

[DanielofRedwall]

The reason one of the April Fool's things is still on the announcements thingamajig is that it is actually April Fool's day, and we're all being fooled into thinking it isn't.

It's because we are all Fools all the time.

Only one member on this site is a real person. Everyone else is a robot.

Only one member on this site is a real person. Everyone else is just that member with multiple accounts. They don't know that though.

The penguins are trying to kill me.

It's true, I am a penguin.

[The Skarzs]

Dan is trying to kill One-Eye.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Dan is trying to kill One-Eye.

Tbh, I would not be surprised.

[shisteer of nothing much]

And right there is the proof that the penguins (may they live forever) are trust worthy.

[Kade Rivok]

And why should I believe you?  You're just a bot after all.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because the penguins (may they live forever) will not put up with anything else.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Teer, i hate to break it to you, but no one cares.